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Robot Sex

Postby roint on Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:38 pm

The painting on the wall of today's comic is highly interesting. It looks like two deranged robots in a ritual mating dance.
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Postby roint on Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:40 pm

No, really, it does. SHUT UP.
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Postby The Godmexican on Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:48 pm

id have to say youre crazy.

you know, im going to have to agree with you on that
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:05 pm

roint wrote:No, really, it does. SHUT UP.



Lame.
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Postby The Godmexican on Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:12 pm

another aram wannabe bites the dust *licks his popsicle*
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:24 pm

That is my penis.
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Postby roint on Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:40 am

You elitist fools.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:02 am

I am raping out both of your eyes and you don't even know it.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:07 am

As a psychology major, I can confidentally say that you need help, Roint. The robots are clearly not doing anything sexual, and they're not dancing at all. They're conspiring about how to kill all humans. And you can tell they have a good plan, because they're smiling.
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Postby Padriac on Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:31 pm

I heard the University of North Dakota is notorious for being Uber Lame. Thats just what I heard though, doesn't mean its true
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Postby roint on Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:20 pm

No, they were definately having sex. You can see one of them giving head to the other if you invert the picture in a photo manipulation program. I did it in Gimp, but it should work in Photoshop as well.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:19 pm

Yeah, I just invert pictures in photo manipulation program all the time to find out what robots are doing in a picture of a Web comic that's NOT about robots doing a weird mating dance in a picture.

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Postby roint on Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:00 am

No really, they're fucking in the picture. It's true.
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Postby Fishfu on Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:24 pm

I think Roint has a point but he doesn't know it. Roint's point is that he is sexually deprived. I think he wants to have sex with a robot.
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Postby I Love Lloyd on Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:55 pm

A sexual act that, I assume, must be quite efficient and economical. Trick with robots is you have to keep them well oiled or else they overheat. Then it's a mess of steam and fire and somehow disengaging before burning up yourself. I remember this one time...
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:23 pm

Robot sex is industrious sex.
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Postby roint on Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:17 pm

I would like to have sex with a robot. Thanks for all the tips!
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Postby Fishfu on Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:53 pm

I had sex with a robot once. I got metal shrapnel in my one-eyed spooch tube. That was not fun
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Postby Scud422 on Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:01 pm

Beware Electric Gonorrhea: the noisy killer.
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Postby The Godmexican on Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:48 pm

my friend once had a fantasy that a sexbot from the future came terminator-style and could change into any female he wanted. oh wait, thats just event
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:54 am

I am going to start making sex robots, and putting bear traps in them.
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Postby DarkBlack on Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:22 pm

I am going to start making sex robots, and putting bear traps in them.


Why? Do bears regularily fuck robots? How many have you seen do this, to insinuate such? And I mean, outside of Germany?
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Postby EventSpire on Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:04 pm

If you put your penis into a sex robot, it will get caught in a bear trap. I hate you for making me explain that.
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Postby DarkBlack on Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:33 am

I hate you for making me explain that.


Whereas I am oddly aroused!
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:43 am

We should spay him before he breeds.

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