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Texas is Stupid

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:16 am
by EventSpire
If everything is bigger in texas, then everyone is fat. You're a state full of fat people. Someone in Texas- someone with a higher chair than the commoners- should rethink such a retarded phrase. Stomp it out at the source.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:36 pm
by Alien-8
Did you remember to take your pills this morning? :x

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:03 pm
by Psyonide
No, no, he has a valid point.

Although I can't stay angry at a place that makes such great novelty hats.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:00 pm
by Padriac
and CAPITAL punishment! Yay!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:10 pm
by the4saken
Oh my, such animosity. Careful, wouldn't want people to think you're jealous...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:07 am
by Zeke
Padriac wrote:and CAPITAL punishment! Yay!


Nah, you don't have to be in Texas to punish people for overuse of capitals.

Or at least I operate under that assumption. (washes blood off hands)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:19 am
by EventSpire
the4saken wrote:Oh my, such animosity. Careful, wouldn't want people to think you're jealous...


Are you calling me anorexic?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:25 pm
by Fishfu
Yes, yes he is.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:08 pm
by Brady Kj
Fishfu wrote:Yes, yes he is.

You mean 'she'. She looks like a she, anyway. 4sy, show us a picture of your genital area so we know whether you're a he or a she.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:07 pm
by EventSpire
There's a joke waiting here, but it is so easy I am going to let Fishfu grope through it.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:17 pm
by The Godmexican
the only thing larger than normal in texas is the women's boobs. i love racks. racks make me happy. but then again, thats all i generally notice in the first place. no really, im a nice guy

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:32 am
by Psyonide
The Godmexican wrote:i love racks. racks make me happy.

Really? I enjoy breasts, myself, rather than storage devices.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:38 am
by MagLite
Rhode Island is worse, the only two good things that it has is the ability to leave, the town Quahog from Family Guy. And once you're there, its nothing like the cartoon.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:20 am
by Padriac
Live free or die

PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:09 pm
by Psyonide
Don't you bring numberplates into this!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:53 pm
by The Godmexican
number plates? arent they the things that the oldschool stereotypical inmates made? HELP ME MR. KEE-JEE

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:35 pm
by Brady Kj
That would be license plates.

I have no idea what Psy's talking about. I think it's an Australian word. I haven't seen enough Foster's commercials to know every word in the Australian language.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:59 pm
by The Godmexican
are you with me on the fact that you mocked the narrator of the commercial!?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:08 pm
by Psyonide
Yes, number plate = license plate. Same shit, different bucket.
Also: Fosters.... AH HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. Fosters is just so shit that I have to laugh at it.
Oh, and American beer too. Nearly all your mainstream beer is poxy, while we're on the topic.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:33 am
by This Here Giraffe
You're all fucked

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:06 pm
by Scud422
Well, of course, compared to Canada...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:15 pm
by EventSpire
I oughta box some ears.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:22 pm
by Alien-8
While were still on the topic of beer, Canadian beer rox. OK thnx.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:12 pm
by The Godmexican
i dunno bout fosters, my hand has not grasped it yet, but i DO know that me and event always repeated the accented narrator of the foster's commercial

PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:07 pm
by Psyonide
Well, at least the ad was good for something.

*goes out back to swin in a kangaroo shaped pool while wearing a corked hat*