EventSpire vs. Psyonide

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Who will win?

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Psyonide
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Total votes : 24

Postby surroundedbyidiots on Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:19 pm

I think eventspire comes up with some wittier stuff but he's clearly more of an asshole. That's right, your an asshole, so go sit in the corner with the femenists you lesbian.
Psy is clearly the nicer funny man. Which is ironic, cause his name is a lethal poison. If you thought to say "Hey wait, that's not irony at all" I flip you the bird and kick you in the eventspire.

Thats right I'm back females.
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Postby surroundedbyidiots on Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:24 pm

I think eventspire comes up with some wittier stuff but he's clearly more of an asshole. That's right, your an asshole, so go sit in the corner with the femenists you lesbian.
Psy is clearly the nicer funny man. Which is ironic, cause his name is a lethal poison. If you thought to say "Hey wait, that's not irony at all" I flip you the bird and kick you in the eventspire.

Thats right I'm back females.
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Postby The Godmexican on Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:15 pm

umm...its not irony. having a name that projects something along the lines of pain, whether in vague reference or relation, and still being a nice funny dude is just very cliche'.

what IS ironic is the fact that im talking about how what you said is irony isnt irony. i got that from i love the 90s, but i still feel as though it was funny.

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Postby EventSpire on Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:52 pm

Wit is a stupid craft. How much else of this is a craft?

(watch as surroundedbyidiots comes in straight from a Korean sweatshop as a lighter eventspire. however, he presents words i can relate to. let's do this, and let's make it tasty.)
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:57 am

surroundedbyidiots wrote:Thats right I'm back females.


Funnily enough, just the other day I was wondering where you had gone.
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Postby MagLite on Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:46 am

surroundedbyidiots wrote:I think eventspire comes up with some wittier stuff but he's clearly more of an asshole. That's right, your an asshole, so go sit in the corner with the femenists you lesbian.
Psy is clearly the nicer funny man. Which is ironic, cause his name is a lethal poison. If you thought to say "Hey wait, that's not irony at all" I flip you the bird and kick you in the eventspire.

Thats right I'm back females.


That doesn't make much sense an asshole would throw stuff at them not join them.
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:28 pm

This is why surroundedbyidiots thinks he is using wit, but it only works in sharpness and not intelligence. For this reason, and more, I think that I will suck his marrow out.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:42 pm

Greetings, Surroundy. My name is Lord Brady Kj. While you were gone, I infiltrated this forum and became its dictator. And thus, you have to do everything I tell you. Dance for my amusement to prove your loyalty, or face the wrath of my army of pandas with chainslaw guns.
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Postby MagLite on Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:05 pm

Its not wit if you just put a bunch of random non-sensical statements together. Yeah I get the point that we all like Men in Hats, but that's not the reason the comic is funny.
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:16 pm

Actually, to be honest, I don't think the comic is funny anymore. I don't even read them half the time. I come here tos ee when Wicca will come back to be on my side.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:50 pm

I miss Novan Scotian Wiccan too.

I've been meaning to further cut back on my comics and only read Basil Flint, but there's always something in the forum to drag me back to MiH.


mumble mumble Lousy forum!
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Postby EventSpire on Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:54 pm

It's my sexy sex.
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:49 am

So thats what that smell is!
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Postby The Godmexican on Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:55 pm

thanks a lot event, ive always tried avoiding smelly cooches, but you just had to open your legs
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Postby EventSpire on Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:57 pm

Weren't you hitting on me earlier?
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Postby The Godmexican on Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:54 pm

i may have, i may have. man i swear being unstoned for so many months is getting to me. DAMN CYSTSSSSSSSSSS
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Postby the4saken on Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:04 pm

Psyonide wrote:It's the same size now as it was then, and seeing as that's what you based your choice on, you can go and eat some humble pie. Humble pie that's full of RATS!

Besides, how can it be 'mid race' if you've already voted? Correct me if I'm wrong about this, but you can't go back and change anything. Or do you have a funky old car with a flux capacitor?

Also, I changed my Avatar too, so NER! =P


You're stupid. I meant the quality of your current banner is now better, but since you changed banners in the middle of the 'competition' (a synonym for 'race', imagine that...) I can't vote for you.

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PSS- Like the new av. Humf.
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:35 pm

So now I have to make a better banner? This competition should go back to the fundeamentals: Who would win in a boxing and gun fight?
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Postby Brady Kj on Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:50 pm

EventSpire wrote:So now I have to make a better banner? This competition should go back to the fundeamentals: Who would win in a boxing and gun fight?


That's an astonishingly difficult question. On the one side, there's some kind of a moon man, and on the other side there's an Australian.

That would make a great movie! Somebody should videotape you two fighting! Just imagine this: Spire with your fancy shmancy lazer gun, and Psy with a very large knife, fighting to the death!
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Postby EventSpire on Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:42 pm

I'd pay good money to see myself do that.
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:20 pm

the4saken wrote:You're stupid. I meant the quality of your current banner is now better, but since you changed banners in the middle of the 'competition' (a synonym for 'race', imagine that...) I can't vote for you.

PS- I could have a flux capacitor!
PSS- Like the new av. Humf.


You see, that might have been bitingly sarcastic comeback, if you weren't trying to explain things that I'd already demonstrated an understanding of.

"I meant the quality of your current banner is now better"
I know what you meant, but I was making fun of you. Up to that point you'd based your decision on the length of banners, not quality, so I was saying that the quality shouldn't have been an issue. Aside from that, it's not a banner competition so it shouldn't bloody-well matter.

"in the middle of the 'competition' (a synonym for 'race', imagine that...)"
It is? No! Really? Wow, that one totally got by me!
Unless you have some kind of messed-up idea of racing that involves casting votes, I have no idea why you think I needed that explained to me.

"I can't vote for you."
You suggested that you'd voted for Event, in a post on the first page. This is why I was saying it didn't matter what you thought, as I figure you'd already voted.


Also, if you *do* have a flux capacitor, why the hell aren't you back in the past poking fun at Dinosaurs?
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Postby FunnyComic Lover on Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:13 pm

I voted for Psyonide, but then i found out EventSpire has a moon laser.
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Postby YarnIsland on Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:42 pm

And now it's too late and he'll kill you good. Watch out.
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Postby Psyonide on Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:44 am

God-damnit! I want a moon laser!
Event gets all the good toys!
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Postby eskimodora on Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:51 am

i've always wanted one of those humongous crazy novelty hammers, but with an aluminium coating with spikes coming out of the ends.
I could catch a monkey.
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