by Aaron M. Holm, esquire on Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:44 pm
OK, Here's a few of my idealized voice talents for certain characters. Note that a few (glaring) characters' names are still omitted. That's 'caause I'm still pondering them over a little bit more. Still, there's more characters filled than not... *shrugs*
Main Characters
Ajax -
Decoy -
Ernie Bishop - Jack Black (Shallow Hal; Saving Silverman)
Rosie - Kristy Swanson (The Chase; Buffy the Vapire Slayer)
Henrich von Zell - Udo Kier (Johnny Mneumonic; Barb Wire)
Billy Groggins - Matt Doran (The Matrix; Star Wars: Ep. II)
Minerva Davros - Elizabeth Hurley (Austin Powers)
Minor Characters
Needles - Curtis Armstrong (Revenge of the Nerds; One Crazy Summer)
Smitty - Erik Idle (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Enoch (Davros' Manservant) - Keith David (Spawn:TAS; Disney's Gargoyles)
Red Riding Hood -
Loverboy - John Favreau (Swingers; Daredevil)
Mayor Walter Yorn - Steve Martin (The Jerk; Parenthood)
Janelle (Mayor Yorn's Secretary) - Drew Barrymore (Charlie's Angels; The Wedding Singer)
Father Emil Malek - R. Lee Ermy (Full Metal Jacket)
Torgo (Rosie's R-9 Sentry Droid) - Steven Wright
Candy Zimm -
Steven Trask (cloned) - Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld)
Malice (Mallory Icelen) -
Mr. Thanatos - James Woods (Salvador; Best-Seller)
Ted the Demon - Kevin Smith (Clerks; Dogma)
Chastity Beldt - Milla Jovovich (The Fifth Element; Resident Evil)
Fletcher J. Chtulu - Mike McShane (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves; Office Space)
Dead Characters
Dr. Honeycut - George Clooney (Three Kings; O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Marvin - Kevin McDonald (The Kids in the Hall)
Edna Gannett - Ellen Albertini Dow (The Wedding Singer; Road Trip)
Monocle (Cyborg from the beginning strips) - Michael Ironside (Starship Troopers; Total Recall)
Mr. Holm is personally responsible for the quality of his comics. If you and your friends aren't completely and utterly entertained by any of his comics, it may result in his being booted from Keenspot. This will dishonor his family, which he can only restore by taking his own life with a sword.
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