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Bad Beer Bumps

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:07 am
by Lord Emsworth
Honorable M. BoxJam,

I'm a teetotaler. My idea of substance abuse is chugging down a 12 pack of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. What everyone else's excuse is, I don't know.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:11 am
by BoxJam
Lord Em,

That's great. I'm not drinking right now becuase I'm on a STUPID DIET. However, I can go to the site http://www.coastr.com without breaking my diet.

If you can go to the site http://www.coastr.com while still totalling your tea, please do. If it's going to lead you down the path of destruction, then I understand. Let me know and I'll click an extra time for you.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:05 am
by Case
Methinks the reason the Coastr isn't getting as many hits as it can, is essentially because of Adam Burke.

It makes sense when you take a couple of minutes to think about it.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:18 pm
by Lord Emsworth
Basically, this was in response to "What's the matter, beer scare you?"

Because as a matter of fact, unless safely confined to Pabst Blue Ribbon jingles, it does. Alcohol, bad sleeping habits, anti-depressants, and a stomach which can be put off kilter by too much ranch dip do not mix.

And now that I clicked the site, the existence of Fat Tire Amber Ale has me terrified, yet mildly intrigued as to whether there's an Emaciated Muffler Sherry somewhere.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:33 pm
by mouse
i am terrified of beer (or at least beer snobs), but just for _you_, i clicked on it.

it seems to be full of san franciscans. this is even more unnerving than the snobs.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:31 pm
by Ringading
I don't really like alcohol myself, and could possibly be a little scared of it too. Maybe there's some link between sobriety and the enjoyment of Boxjam's Doodle.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:28 pm
by Shepherd
I live in Canada, and I'm not quite sure why you're linking to a site featuring various types of mildly flavoured carbonated water.


I kid, I kid.

But QC's gotta start representin' on that site.