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THE CREATION MUSEUM

Postby Dezro on Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:24 pm

WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY!

I would love to hear how the dinosaurs got on the fucking ark, yet aren't around today. Were there poachers or something? I must have missed the part of the bible where God commands everyone to hunt down all the dinosaurs, kill them, and bury them deep underground. WITH THE HOBBITSES!
Where did that come from?
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:36 pm

GOD BURIED THE DINOSAURS SO THAT HALLIBURTON MIGHT RULE!

Or wait. I also heard Satan made the dinosaur bones so that we
might not believe in Jesus.

I can't rememeber. :-? :-?
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