Me and the Farmer

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Me and the Farmer

Postby Shepherd on Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:27 am

From memory:

Me and the farmer get on fine
Through stormy weather and bottles of wine
Something something treats me well
But if I'm late he gives -ives -ives me hell

And tho' it's hard all work no play
The farmer is a happy crook
But Jesus hates him every day
Cause Jesus gave and the farmer took.

(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
Me and the farmer, like brother like sister
Gettin' on like hand and blister
Me, a-ha-hand the farmer

He's chopped down trees, something something
And helped the country to its knees
Planted fields, pulled in crops
And worked his workers right around the clock

It may seem strange but I'm here to say (?)
His intentions aren't exactly true
And though God loves his wife a bit
He hates the farmer through and through

And through


(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
Me and the farmer, like brother like sister
Gettin' on like hand and blister
Me, a-ha-hand the farmer

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All we've got is London Zoo
Cause the farmer owns them all

All!

(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Won't he let you go?) Probably no
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
(Why does he treat you so?) I just don't know
Me and the farmer, like brother like sister
Gettin' on like hand and blister
Me, a-ha-hand the farmer
Me, a-ha-hand the farmer
Me, a-ha-hand the farmer
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Postby coxxy on Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:49 pm

:o
muahahahahahhaha
i am not michigan backwater!
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Postby wryann on Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:30 pm

good job matt

If coxxy's happy, I'm happy.
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