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Postby Dezro on Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:42 pm

It's an idea for a Fat Jesus/Killroy and Tina crossover. Some member of N.O.S.I.R.E.E. has cosmic worms. Skeeter Atom goes to clean out the toilet and gets sucked into a wormhole to the K&T universe. For some reason the Fulcrum or someone mends the wormhole immediately after Skeeter exits it, leaving him stranded. The rest involves him teaming up with Dervish to pick up chicks and alter history, with humorous results.

Now someone with better writing skill turn this into some fanfic, or someone with drawing skill turn this into some comic. Or someone with no skill write this into a horrible slash fanfic and scrawl some hideous porn.
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Postby LCARS on Fri Aug 01, 2003 8:36 am

Best idea EVER!
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Re: This idea is either very bad or somewhat good

Postby theangryQ on Sun Aug 03, 2003 5:17 pm

Dezro wrote:Now someone with better writing skill turn this into some fanfic, or someone with drawing skill turn this into some comic. Or someone with no skill write this into a horrible slash fanfic and scrawl some hideous porn.


FJ moaned uncontrollably as Kilroy gently nibbled his lower lip. The blue tyrant kissed a path of ecstacy down, down, down to the improperly-cloned savior's engorged manhood, which stood alert and attentive. As Kilroy shifted his weight, he felt a hardness against his thigh that wasn't anatomical. It was a small bottle of mint listerine, blue as his own now very nude flesh. He had prepared himself for for the sticky onslaught of a Second, and perhaps even Third, Coming.








Sorry.
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Postby LCARS on Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:22 pm

Ho-lee-crap.
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Postby theangryQ on Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:44 am

No, no no. That's not till part seven.
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Postby El SillY on Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:13 pm

this needs to be illustrated, preferably badly illustrated...
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Postby theangryQ on Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:55 pm

It would be best illustrated, I think, by two stick figures: one blue, one with a halo.
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Postby justinpie on Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:12 pm

Now I can die happy.
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Postby Dezro on Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:08 pm

Q mutilated my entire plot, which only contained a main character for <23 seconds at most.

Also, she has skills and has thus committed fraud.
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Postby theangryQ on Mon Aug 11, 2003 10:07 am

How do you mean "fraud"?
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Postby Dezro on Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:00 am

I don't even REMEMBER.
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Postby terra incognita on Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:41 am

i'm going to vote for bad
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Postby theangryQ on Tue Aug 12, 2003 10:07 pm

Traumatizing people is fun!
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Postby El SillY on Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:10 pm

Trauma gives hope to old people.


Old people smell like poo.
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Postby terra incognita on Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:43 pm

babies smell like poo. are babies old people?
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:59 am

babies are made of old people
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Postby terra incognita on Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:51 pm

so your saying that a lot of child molesters like to have sex with old people?
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 17, 2003 5:40 am

That sounds a lot more like one of those things I wouldn't think, let alone say.
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Postby terra incognita on Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:53 pm

so now you can say that your old people are babies
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Postby justinpie on Sun Aug 17, 2003 8:21 pm

Old people are just babies in reverse, with slightly more money and a driver's license.
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Postby justinpie on Sun Aug 17, 2003 8:22 pm

Oh, and wisdom, I guess. If you listen to Rod Stewart, anyway.
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Postby terra incognita on Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:28 pm

what about the ability to speak? i'm sure most babies don't have alzheimers.
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Postby Dezro on Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:47 pm

Also, babies can be as strong as ten men. Old people: only three.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:31 am

ten old men, or ten baby men?
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Postby Dezro on Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:07 pm

For these purposes, one man is defined as Quincy Tinkle.
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