Poll; Can Socialism ever work in modern society?

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Can Communism/Socialism work in the modern world? (Prepare for leading questions)

definitely. Have faith in the inevitable dawn of socialism, as predicted by Marx.
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It could work, possibly, if people would agree with each other
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Who would want it anyway! Greed and rules OK!
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17%
 
Total votes : 6

Postby theangryQ on Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:58 pm

All they care about is data.
Crime is down and, oddly enough, so is tourism.
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:59 am

and, oddly enough, wet diapies.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:12 am

they like them as hats.
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Re: speaking of food...

Postby *Kludge* on Sun Apr 27, 2003 4:09 am

theangryQ wrote:Karl, have you seen this?


...except that I'm sure he would have starved to death while studying in the British Library, because I can't imagine that there was any food in Britain at the time that didn't involve the death or explotation of animals in some way.

I'm pretty sure back then lettuce was made from the ears of baby pigs, and all tea leaves were deep-fried in beef dripping before being put in the teapot.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Apr 27, 2003 4:46 am

I got the link now!

I don't think Marx would be a vegan though.

Of course, I think that Marx would walk around pegging people with a BB gun.

Cause I would.

Ping! Ptew! Pang! OW I'M BLEEDING YOU ASSHOLE! Ping!

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pie

Postby Call Me Karl on Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:58 am

Marx most certainly would not have pinged people with a bb gun. Trotsky would have advocated pinging only when used in foward motion with the masses, not in individual acts of terrorism, which he saw as pointless. Let the people break out the bb guns and there shall be pinging almighty!

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Postby Call Me Karl on Sun Apr 27, 2003 10:00 am

and of course comrade Che would have formed a south American Guerilla group to hunt down and ping dictators
"The Pope? How many divisions has he got?"

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Postby LCARS on Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:41 pm

Marx looked like tho kind of man who'd love a good pie.

I wonder which kinda pie he liked?

My vote is Dutch Apple.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:12 pm

I think apple would be a good choice.

Maybe lemon.
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Postby theangryQ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:04 pm

Strawberry rhubarb. I love the stuff.
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Postby terra incognita on Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:26 pm

too bad it's been proven to cause cancer
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IT'S THE NEW BUZZWORD DISEASE! HOORAY FOR US!

Postby BabyJ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 11:49 pm

I thought socialism caused SARS.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:33 am

...just don't say you'd rather have AIDS than go see a Dave Matthews Band show.


I learned that the hard way.
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Postby Call Me Karl on Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:58 am

In case anyone is wondering, obesity is caused by eating too much.
Dont let them persuade you its your fault in some way.
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:09 pm

TODCRAProductions wrote:...just don't say you'd rather have AIDS than go see a Dave Matthews Band show.


I learned that the hard way.



I'd rather freaking go through the holocaust.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:59 pm

Well, _yeah_, I know, DMB is one of the most horrible things to exist, but you can't SAY THAT or people get all pissy.
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Postby LCARS on Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:38 pm

I've never herd of the Dave Mathews band... I'll get on WinMX and have a listen.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:44 pm

that is horror.
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Postby Dezro on Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:45 pm

They aren't that bad...
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Postby LCARS on Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:45 pm

I think my computer is broken... the songs are coming though all sucky.
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Postby theangryQ on Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:10 pm

They're just really, really mediocre. That's all. And they're liked by mediocre people, like yuppies who think that naming their kids Kevyn or Krystyn or Sioux or Chlamydia will make them hip and unique.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:10 pm

heh.

I think I could take Dave Matthews in a fight. Cause he'd probably be all "oooh, we should be peaceful and love each other and hug!" and while he was trying to hug me, I'd knee him in the groin and drop him like a sack of bricks.
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Postby LCARS on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:18 pm

I wanna see Weird Al beat up DMB.

I'd pay a whole dollar to see it too!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:59 pm

I know Weird Al easily could, but I don't think he would, cause he's really nice. And he probably wouldn't want to get any DMB on him.
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Postby Call Me Karl on Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:11 am

Im sorry.. did I misread that? Youre talking about a band sucking and then you say that wierd Al is good?Id like to see them fight as well
Its the only fight where I wouldnt want either of them to win.

The mans about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering that theres a massive tax bill tied to it.
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