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Hail lord bush almighty amen.

Postby BabyJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:39 pm

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Postby theangryQ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:43 pm

"The reason that Christian schools and Christian universities are growing is a result of a strong value system," Education Secretary Rod Paige said in a story run by the Baptist Press, the news service of the Southern Baptist Convention.


Don't people tend to turn to more tyrranical religion in times of oppression and desperation?
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Postby Jake on Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:40 pm

To critics, Paige said, he would offer "my prayers."


Shit. That's scary.
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:08 pm

I think all tyrant-kings use god to justify ripping the flesh off of their foes!
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Postby theangryQ on Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:17 am

Matthew 6:5 wrote:And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
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Postby LCARS on Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:02 pm

Ugh... just.... ugh
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Postby El SillY on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:08 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SCARY RELIGIOUS MAN!











































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