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Postby LCARS on Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:41 pm

Iraqis are quite the party animals. Looks like southern Boulder after a football game.
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Postby saddam on Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:51 pm

Yes, yes we are.
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:08 pm

They sure were party animals after the LAST war, too!

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Postby theangryQ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:08 pm

Southern Boulder must be awfully rowdy.
Crime is down and, oddly enough, so is tourism.
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Postby LCARS on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:40 pm

They didn't come up with the phrase "War Is Hell" because people were getting sleepy from prolonged giggle fits.

But maybe they should have!
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Postby theangryQ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 4:51 pm

Weapons of mass destruction? What weapons of mass destruction?
Crime is down and, oddly enough, so is tourism.
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Postby BabyJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:25 pm

IGNORE THAT! Freedoms' the gist now!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:13 pm

theangryQ wrote:Weapons of mass destruction? What weapons of mass destruction?


Didn't you hear? God told them they were in Syria now!
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Postby LCARS on Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:24 pm

TODCRAProductions wrote:
theangryQ wrote:Weapons of mass destruction? What weapons of mass destruction?


Didn't you hear? God told them they were in Syria now!


Well, then it's time to have a regime change with... whoever........runs...... Syria...

:-?

Ok, let's cut the crap and nuke everything wearing a towel. It's not like they're gonna hate us even more, right? (main reason why LCARS is no longer allowed in the UN or in any public school)

Who else here uses the term "Regime Change" as part of their daily volcabulary now? Especially when excusing yourself to go use the restroom.
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That is a funny restroom segue thing to say!

Postby BabyJ on Wed Apr 09, 2003 7:52 pm

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH!


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Postby TODCRAProductions on Thu Apr 10, 2003 6:56 am

What is your avatar from, and why does that little child have only one, really large breast with a tiny-tiny nipple?
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Postby theangryQ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:24 am

LCARS wrote:Ok, let's cut the crap and nuke everything wearing a towel. It's not like they're gonna hate us even more, right? (main reason why LCARS is no longer allowed in the UN or in any public school)


As a somewhat recent graduate of a public school, I can assure you that you'd be allowed in.
Crime is down and, oddly enough, so is tourism.
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Postby LCARS on Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:09 pm

theangryQ wrote:
LCARS wrote:Ok, let's cut the crap and nuke everything wearing a towel. It's not like they're gonna hate us even more, right? (main reason why LCARS is no longer allowed in the UN or in any public school)


As a somewhat recent graduate of a public school, I can assure you that you'd be allowed in.


I graduated 3 years ago. I remeber back fondly to the time 4 months before graduation when I was suspended for a week after I told my math teacher to "Drop Dead".
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:02 pm

TODCRAProductions wrote:What is your avatar from, and why does that little child have only one, really large breast with a tiny-tiny nipple?


http://www.toriyamaworld.com/drslump

Oh man do I love Dr. Slump.

It is from 'is it a boy? a girl?' zip.

It's not at all perverted once you read it in context. But man, did it make me laugh.
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:05 pm

LCARS wrote:I graduated 3 years ago. I remeber back fondly to the time 4 months before graduation when I was suspended for a week after I told my math teacher to "Drop Dead".


Maybe you're a wild, wild boy who needs to be punished!!!!!
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Postby LCARS on Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:34 pm

BabyJ wrote:Maybe you're a wild, wild boy who needs to be punished!!!!!


Well... I showed them..... I SHOWED THEM ALL

...a really bad National Geographic tornado documentary narrated by Peter Coyote. They never knew what hit them! Image (the houses in the video).
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 6:20 pm

Peter Coyote narrates EVERYTHING, even my BATHROOM VISITS.


I live near my towns High School and some punk thinks it is fun
to ruin his tires and do COOKIES in the parking lot. Oh how i wish
I HAD A UZI I would COOKIE him if you get my drift AND I AM
AGAINST CRAZY GUN OWNERSHIP. But murder is what I feel!
AND I DO NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT HIS TIRES!
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Postby LCARS on Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:12 pm

Oh my god. You live next to a High School? In NEBRASKA!? I'm so sorry.

Cookies? You mean donuts. Where idiots gun the engine and spin around in tight circles?
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 7:57 pm

One day you will see my lovely town and all it's grandeur.

Also: Perhaps my mind which is already filled with donuts
has played giggering tricks to my thought pro-cess-eeez.
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Postby LCARS on Fri Apr 11, 2003 8:29 pm

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Postby BabyJ on Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:55 am

My lord! You increased our nerd quality by a factor of ten!!!!



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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:46 am

It's like nerd pie!
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Can I have your kidneys?

Postby LCARS on Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:30 am

Well, if you'd just post a picture of yourselves then I wouldn't have to use BSLOR as a reference!

Or else I'll have to start adding buck-teeth and stink lines in photoshop.
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Postby BabyJ on Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:37 am

I am a handsome man with ten sticky tongues.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:23 pm

your sticky tounges intimidate my restroom.

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