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Postby terra incognita on Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:26 am

almost rhymes with lupus!!!!!!!!1!!!!omg!!!!!!lol!!!!!wtf!!!!!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:55 am

More things should rhyme with prostitute.
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Postby terra incognita on Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:12 pm

constitute
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Postby BabyJ on Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:37 pm

Vin Diesel.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:52 pm

I like one of the lines in a Dr. Frank song:
"Here she comes now, ain't she cute/all dressed up like a prostitute"

He actually laughs as he sings it. It's awesome.
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Postby LCARS on Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:45 am

I saw a prostitute once while driving down Colfax.

She smelled real bad!
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Apr 06, 2003 10:40 am

LCARS, you and I should go to strip clubs and then end our day with a hilarious bank robbery involving tofu.
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Postby LCARS on Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:20 pm

But I don't like tofu. And strip clubs make me itchy.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:17 pm

They make everyone itchy. What with the lice. And the giant itch machines.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:52 pm

Itching is gods way of telling us to read more Jack Chick tracts.
Cheese can be your special friend.
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