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Postby El SillY on Wed Mar 19, 2003 4:35 am

Axis of kitten.

P.S. Kitten.
Cheese can be your special friend.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:52 am

K.I.T.T.E.N.


Killing
Idiot
Teachers
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Postby *Kludge* on Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:59 am

Kitler.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:03 am

and his evil sidekick - Mousoolini
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Postby LCARS on Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:06 am

Yes, and you could also say that it is a ..cat....who is...uh..evil...and uh stuff- DAMMIT!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:43 am

THE KITTEN IS COMPELLING YOU.

It compelled me to speak the language of love with a Texas accent.
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Postby theangryQ on Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:28 am

TODCRAProductions wrote:Well, I say yay to the hordes of homeless kittens wandering around, because that means that the world is more full of kittens and that if left to their own devices, the world would drown in kittens and that's a-oh-goddamn-k with me.


Problem is, though, that the homeless kittens get hit by cars or eaten by coyotes (depending on where you live) or starve to death.

Sad.
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Postby LCARS on Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:20 pm

Every cat that I've owned has gotten sooner or later eaten by a coyote. Except the one I have now, he's survived for many years now because he's smart.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Thu Mar 20, 2003 3:19 pm

Not if you affix the kittens with Skull Cannons, like in The Diamond Age.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:39 am

the power of kitten compels you.
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Postby justinpie on Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:38 pm

Be sure to include all of this in your report thing, SillY.

(Why did She-Ra get a cooler arch-villain than He-Man?)
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Postby theangryQ on Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:54 pm

Probably so's more boys would watch it. See, television executives and book publishers and pretty much every higher-up in the entertainment industry knows that girls will watch/read stuff about boys, but thinks boys won't watch/read stuff about girls.

Which I think is bullshit. C'mon; boys are smarter than that.
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Postby LCARS on Tue Mar 25, 2003 3:52 pm

Most young 'boys' are so unbelievably stupid it's sad.
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Postby theangryQ on Tue Mar 25, 2003 5:08 pm

Yeah, but I do think they could handle a good female protagonist that doesn't walk around in a bikini all the time.

(Granted, She-Ra wore a tube top, but He-Man ran around in his underwear, so it's even.)

Maybe they'd be a little surprised at first, since NO ONE'S EVER DONE IT EVER GOD DAMN IT, but I think they'd be able to deal with it. I mean, Samus Aran's gotten along pretty well.
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Postby LCARS on Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:40 pm

WHAT!? Brain... being forced...to think.... CONFUSION!
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Postby El SillY on Sat Mar 29, 2003 2:21 am

thought is the root to all crotch related pain.

Also, yes.
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Postby Sprocketman on Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:21 pm

While I find kittens cute, I can not go near them, for they make me rashy.

A world drowned in kittens is a world I don't want to live in!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:46 pm

Perhaps if you drank their blood, you'd have their powers!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:36 am

Kitten powers -- ACTIVATE!!

Form of -- cuddley!!!

Shape of -- dander!!!
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:05 am

Dander's got a shape?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Apr 04, 2003 8:36 am

Yeah, it looks like this:


Dander wrote:........................................................................................
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Her problems make me love her more.

Postby BabyJ on Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:31 pm

Now the pretty girl will have to get rid of Rufus!!!!!!! :o
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:01 pm

but what will become of the phonebooth?!?!?!?!
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the third one is the best game ever

Postby Dezro on Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:52 pm

Pick up the phonebooth and die.
Where did that come from?
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Postby terra incognita on Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:25 am

rufus!!!@@!!!!11111
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