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Postby BabyJ on Mon Mar 10, 2003 8:18 pm

......oh fuck!
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Postby Jake on Thu Mar 13, 2003 10:33 pm

BabyJ wrote:You offend me with your ANTICOOKERIENESS, so now
instead of saying "I'd like some Jakefries" I will now
say "GIVE ME LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!".


I am also staunchly opposed to Liberty.
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Postby justinpie on Fri Mar 14, 2003 10:10 am

Whenever you try to close the Revolving Door of Liberty, another is destined to open.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:40 am

I always try to use the Revolutionary Door of Liberty...



...it tends not to smack me in the ass quite so hard.
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Postby LCARS on Fri Mar 14, 2003 7:12 pm

I've been through the Revolutionary Door of Liberty.

It's at the Holiday Inn Casper, Wyoming.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:14 pm

they have an ad for toy kittens called real kittens. they don't look real, but they apparently purr and knead. But my real cat does that, too.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:23 am

the justice train has no stations.


Also, real kittens produce live amunition.
Cheese can be your special friend.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:29 pm

Praise the lord and pass the kitten.
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Postby Dezro on Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:59 pm

Wait, ESY, did you mean Real Kittens the product or actual kittens?
Where did that come from?
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Postby terra incognita on Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:09 am

what's this thread about again?
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Mar 16, 2003 1:35 pm

Those bridges you often see that randomly fling passers-by
into the river or the sea or just down to the street below.
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Postby JimRob on Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:13 am

Owing to resonance, I believe.
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:02 am

And SPIRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +!!!
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Postby justinpie on Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:08 am

Ghosts, or liquor?
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Postby *Kludge* on Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:31 am

Ghost Liquor, like Slimer (50% alchohol by volume), or Macbeth's father (2 UK Units, we recommend not driving after consuming him).
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Postby theangryQ on Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:23 am

Spring is coming, which means that the animal shelter where I volunteer gets a lot of kittens. Yay!

(Yay that I get to play with kittens. Not yay because there are lots of homeless kittens running around. Spay and neuter your pets, people.)
Crime is down and, oddly enough, so is tourism.
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Postby Dezro on Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:52 am

I want kittens...
Where did that come from?
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:04 pm

Well, I say yay to the hordes of homeless kittens wandering around, because that means that the world is more full of kittens and that if left to their own devices, the world would drown in kittens and that's a-oh-goddamn-k with me.
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:39 pm

Evil Hordakitties??
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Postby Dezro on Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:00 pm

That sounds like the worst episode of He-Man <i>ever</i>.
Where did that come from?
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Postby BabyJ on Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:18 pm

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Postby LCARS on Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:05 am

He-Kitty!

kittykittykittykittykittykitty
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:27 am

kittens would not make good superheros -- they would never stop licking themselves to save the world...




....I mean, hell, I don't blame them, but....
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Postby Dezro on Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:10 pm

That's why it's a villian.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:51 am

it's decapitated-kitten-head-on-an-action-figure-with-a-crossbow-lookin-thing man! who is evil!
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