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Have I won 'Most Undoingest-Nothings Cartoonist' Award yet?

Postby BabyJ on Tue Jan 21, 2003 12:19 pm

DEAR FRIENDS:

I still have no internet and bob scott keeps me from his
house with threats of knifery to my headalling areas.

SOON, as soon as I can mug the elderly, I will return
(mid feb?????) and bring with me comics out of shame.

I have no news at all. But I can't even hire a hooker
so I suppose that's a tale to be told!

How about that wacky [news event]? Wasn't that a
real [word]! Haw haw.

There are INSANE people who use the internet at the library,
and thank god I'm the kind of INSANE person who keeps
from TALKING TO HIMSELF in public. Right now I am surrounded
by lots of fine folks, 80% of which have said something to
SOMEONE in the ether in the last 20 minutes.


Bah. I have to go. See you in the prallies, whatever the hell
that means!

Mike "Suprised he hasn't been kicked from Keenspot!" Leffel
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:41 pm

MIKE!

MIKE MIKE MIKE!


Hello!

It is good to see your words on a screen of wordiness.

I also don't have much to say other than your name over and over again.

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Postby LCARS on Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:06 pm

*head explodes*
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Postby Shepherd on Wed Jan 22, 2003 7:31 am

Yo Mikey YO YO YO

Actually, I "quit" the internet for a month last November and it was an extraordinarily rewarding experience. I used the "found time" to write a novel. No kidding.

ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM, BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A TIME-SUCKING MONSTER THAT ENHANCES THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR BY FACTORS OF SIX TO TWELVE POINT SEVEN.
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Postby *Kludge* on Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:47 pm

REEEEETTTTUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!
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Postby Dezro on Thu Jan 23, 2003 11:24 am

MIKE: Use MAGIC to continue. (PRESS 'B')
Where did that come from?
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Thu Jan 23, 2003 8:27 pm

The band Johnny Socko did a song where they sung the Konami Code as part of the lyrics.
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Postby El SillY on Fri Jan 24, 2003 9:07 am

Leffel, again you bless the world with your crunchy spine, there is glee and happy in all the land again.
Cheese can be your special friend.
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Postby Dezro on Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:47 pm

TODCRAProductions wrote:The band Johnny Socko did a song where they sung the Konami Code as part of the lyrics.
Supply me this song, or at least the title of it so I can grab it off Kazaa.
Where did that come from?
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:25 pm

I believe it's "Old School Master".
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Postby bunnyThor on Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:04 pm

A is for Apples, all shiny and red.

B is for Blowdarts that stick in your head.
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Postby Shepherd on Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:53 pm

Mike Leffel must soon be back once again wif da ill behavya
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Postby bunnyThor on Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:31 am

C is for Cobalt, which makes my pot blue.

D is for Dugout, floor covered with chew.
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Postby bunnyThor on Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:52 pm

E is for Estrogen, causing the boobies.

F is for Flame, my response to the newbies.
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Postby bunnyThor on Sat Apr 17, 2004 9:58 pm

G is for Ghost, starring Demi and Swayze.

H is for Homework, but I'm too damn lazy.
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Postby bunnyThor on Sun May 09, 2004 1:35 am

I is for Iceberg, which sunk the Titanic.

J is for Jesus, a name that's Hispanic.
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Postby bunnyThor on Wed May 26, 2004 7:44 pm

K is for Kelvin, the Crown Prince of Cold.

L is for Liver Spots--man, you look old!
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Postby bunnyThor on Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:01 pm

M is for Magic, when science won't play.

N is for Nipples, a mouse-click away!
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Postby bunnyThor on Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:13 pm

O is for Ocelots, leopards made small.

P is for Peg-Legs, so pirates won't fall.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:41 am

i can't wait to see how this turns out.
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Postby bunnyThor on Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:17 am

Q is for Quickie, a lunchtime well-spent.

R is for Rhombus, a square that got bent.
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Postby bunnyThor on Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:55 am

S is for Stalker (your number one fan).

T is for Tenor--Hey! Sing like a man!
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Postby bunnyThor on Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:10 am

U is for Uproar. The mob, they be dissin'.

V is for Virgins--don't know what they're missin'.
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INTERLUDE

Postby BabyJ on Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:04 am

M is for Mike who damn it now knows WHAT he misses.
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This one was really hard. ;-)

Postby bunnyThor on Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:27 pm

W is for Wankery. Pound wood with love.

X is for Xylophone. Same as above.
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