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My towns been shooted up!

Postby BabyJ on Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:14 am

I've been shot in the head! THE THINKING BONE BE BLASTED!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... k_slayings
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Postby justinpie on Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:37 pm

What's with the CNN report on that? It's like they were trying to attract tourists or something.
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Postby BabyJ on Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:57 pm

Mike "Be sure to stop in to the museum this saturday! Johnny
Carson items!" Leffel
(actually, I'm very interested in the items. If I go, I shall bring
a camera. It is like a block and a half away from my home.)
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Postby Jake on Thu Sep 26, 2002 10:10 pm

That's remarkable!

And so is the fact that you can get the best weight-loss tools online with Weight Watchers (Registered Trademark Symbol).
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Postby jaga on Fri Sep 27, 2002 3:52 am

Hey I heard that on NPR last night! And I noticed for a non-commercial network w/ some corporate funding it was odd that they mentioned the men escaped in a stolen white Subaru and immediately following the story had "...brought to you by Subaru, makers of...ah the beauty of Subaru..."
even the Yahoo article keeps saying 'Subaru Outback' instead of 'white vehicle'. Product placement is everywhere. Sneaky bastiches.

Fast food is dangerous for your health in many many ways.

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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 27, 2002 5:14 am

mmmmmmm...


...meat packing and plastic syringes...
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Postby BabyJ on Fri Sep 27, 2002 11:05 pm

FUN FACTS!

*Today I ate from the OTHER Burger King, closer to my house.

*All the newsies are gone.

*I shook the hand of someone who was in the Spider-Man movie!

*I convinced Bob Scott to kidnap someone from the Spider-Man movie!

*SHH DON'T TELL!
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Postby Dezro on Sat Sep 28, 2002 1:49 am

What would happen if I did tell someone? Say, the authorities? Or your mother? Or your mothra? Or your sandwich? Or Bob's hat?
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Postby Jake on Sat Sep 28, 2002 7:53 pm

Do NOT tell Bob's hat. You have no idea what the repercussions of that would be, nor do you have the mental faculties to understand if I attempted to explain it to you. You are making assumptions about the nature of causality that are necessarily naive, because you can't percieve even half of the dimensions that you inhabit.

Additionally: It's that damn Weight Watchers ad again! WHY won't it leave me alone!?
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sat Sep 28, 2002 8:56 pm

The one that keeps coming up for me is that stupid Shape Ad with the ugly bare midriff. Sometimes I hit reload to get the ad to go away.
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Postby Jake on Sat Sep 28, 2002 11:27 pm

You mean the one that shows a skinny midriff, then shows an even skinnier one? That one just pisses me off. The skinnier one is so grotesquely thin that anyone who holds that as a physical ideal would have to constantly be on the verge of starvation. Sick.

Sadly, Reloading does nothing for me. The Weight Watchers ad is still there. Why must it mock me!? :evil:
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Postby Jake on Sat Sep 28, 2002 11:41 pm

Ah. Finally got a different ad, and it's the midriff one. Not the one that I was referring to in my previous post, though. Feh.
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Sep 29, 2002 12:00 am

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Postby theangryQ on Sun Sep 29, 2002 5:18 am

My mom used to go to weight watchers. She quit after she realized it was just a bunch of overweight women fantasizing over the food they weren't supposed to have anymore. By the end of every meeting, she'd just be really, really hungry.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 29, 2002 8:22 am

It's how they make money: hold meetings to make you really, really hungry, and then sell you a billion olestra candybars for the ride home.



...oh, wait -- sorry ...that's Jenny Craig...


Weight Watchers's business plan is based on theft...
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Postby BabyJ on Sun Sep 29, 2002 2:18 pm

I hate it when fat people act like sterotypical fat people. I don't talk
about food all the time! I don't bite children because I see them as
small walking hams! I don't cry when I only get a GALLON of gravy!
Idiots!
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Postby Dezro on Sun Sep 29, 2002 2:23 pm

Yeah, I mean, I don't be all, "WHOO! ALWAYS CARRYING AROUND A BAG OF CHIPS AND BOTTLE OF SODA! AND HOT DOGS." I just eat over the recommended amount of calories for someone of my body type.
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heh.

Postby justinpie on Sun Sep 29, 2002 3:00 pm

Remember when soda cans were supposedly two servings?
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Sep 29, 2002 3:33 pm

Yeah, I was talking about the midriff one it sounds like you got, rather than the one you were talking about, because as far as I can tell, this one only features one midriff. And it's one where it's... not a terribly attractive one, but it's not horrifying either. I'm just really sick of staring at a sub-mediocre midriff.

But yes, I actually DO remember that, and I occasionally wondered if anyone else did. Because no one ever seems to mention it.
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Postby Dezro on Sun Sep 29, 2002 3:56 pm

Using Mozilla, right-click on banner. Select "Block Images From This Server". Repeat if banner ads continue. You may want to verify that they're coming from an adserver first.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Sep 29, 2002 4:59 pm

.. I did that, feeling all bad about the whole denying ad revenue thing, but then it turned out that that stupid ad is _FLASH_. NOOOO.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Sep 29, 2002 5:03 pm

...my guilt got the better of me, and I ended up returning permissions to burstnet to let me see their filthy ads.

Although if you know how to block Flash Ads, _let me know_, because denying-ad-revenue or no, those fuckers are _gone_.

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Postby Dezro on Sun Sep 29, 2002 6:55 pm

Huh. I don't see any flash ads. But then I've got a coolio hosts file, too.
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Postby TODCRAProductions on Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:07 pm

Actually, with Keenspot, it seems the only Flash ads they hvae are that stupid midriff one, and then one of those dumb ones in the Punch The Monkey type vein. It's one of those things where, well, I don't mind the Straight Image ones so much, I mean, I hate them, but they don't really do anything, but.. with the flash ads, if there's a lot of them open (Hi, The Onion, Hey, Salon) it can slow my computer down to the point of not actually being able to use it.

Stupid image ads are just _there_.

Same sorta goes with Popups, but, well, since Mozilla's cool about having a way to block popups, they don't bother me anymore, since, well, I don't see them. Oddly enough. But, when I would, a lot of times they'd be rather.. instrusive and annoying.

Basically, and I'm not really claiming this is an Accurate Justification For Stealing Content or anything, but it comes down to if it's a minor annoyance, fine. If it actually gets in the way of my enjoyment of said content, I don't want it.

And, well, why that particular Midriff ad doesn't _really_ since it's rather small, there's a lot of flash ads (again, those stupid fucking Absolut Ads) that _DO_, what with their noises and suchlike, and the fact that they're pretty goddamn huge. And that they hvae a tendency to fuck things up. So, those, as far as I can tell, have no reason to exist.

Because... Ads... shouldn't... get.. in the way of content. I know it makes you remember them, but, well, in the case of Absolut -- I don't drink, I'm pretty dead set against drinking, so I don't buy the product anyway -- but if I _WERE_ a drinker, those ads would be all "Oh, Absolut, they do those fucking annoying flash ads that crash my browser! Looks like I'll be getting Absolut's Enemies Vodka instead!"

So, uh, yeah.

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Postby El SillY on Tue Oct 01, 2002 7:48 am

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