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Buh-tea-die-ory-ah-in-me?

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:42 pm
by Anonymous#1
This is the super awesome thread where you post about super things that clutter your mayhem-filled day!

TWOS DAY IS BADGER DAY

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What's today for you? Is it a happy day? A sad one? A...

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...magical one?

POST NOW

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:00 am
by Anonymous#1
Fine, be an anonymous wanker.

Twos day was red water day.

PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:40 am
by Anonymous#1
Hawt daym. Photobucket has finally deleted yet another account of mine. Hence the bad links in my second post, hence the reason there isn't any in this one since I'm not risking my private stash...yet.

That, and I'm alil creeped out that this thread's reaching a hundred veiws when I've only veiwed it five times...who are you people? Why do you taunt me?!!? Hehehe...but seriously, twos day is headless box day!

= a clitless chick; go figure, eh?

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:14 pm
by vden
You seem to be having a conversation with yourself sir. Allow me to join in. Also I would like to say that I am still filled with magic sir.

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:05 pm
by Anonymous#1
what u say to me what u saky to me WAHT DID YOU SAY?!? Magic is good like kibbles n' bits! Eww...grainy stuff there; sand sandwich.

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What you say?

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:49 am
by vden
What say YOU?

HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming.

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:06 pm
by Anonymous#1
I saw YOU coming around the corner with a bag of corn, yo.

Pop that shit, homes.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:13 pm
by vden
Say what? That shit just don't fly.

Is this still about that hat thing again?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:45 pm
by Anonymous#1
Naw, you can keep it. Sheesh, the place is all dusty already!

I will attempt to revive it by jumping off a building. Lets all watch!!!

*jumps*

[whoosh]WOW WELL SO FAR THERE ARE A FEW LURKERS TH-[/whoosh]

*SPLAT*

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:45 am
by vden
I blame the dustiness here to the intrinsic anti-social nature of people who would find a comic about a serial killer entertaining. I know it's hard to forget, but these are comic forims.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:16 pm
by Anonymous#1
HEY THAT WAS SLY SHY GUY WANNA FUCK

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:43 am
by vden
Not until you replace my lube you lube whoring jackrat.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:32 am
by Anonymous#1
Oh, come on, baby! You know I'm good for it, baby; just another tube for anon, baby; you know you want it, baby.

In other news, I'm a filthy whore when I drink too much. ='(

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:36 am
by vden
Well maybe if you bathe more you cn be a nice clean whore. the you can drink all you want.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:50 am
by Anonymous#1
You're missing the point, dammit.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:58 am
by vden
I also appear to be missing a few lketters. bett put sorme extras ones in this post to makae up for it.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:34 am
by Anonymous#1
Today is black power day!

Bruise your children until they call you 'th'muhfukkenigga'!

With a bag of oranges.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:55 am
by vden
This isn't another one of you citris-based sex games is it?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:05 am
by Anonymous#1
You started it with your publicity. Bring my bed-side out in the open for all to see; you're crazy!

Possibly zany too!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:50 am
by vden
My craziness is not on trial here. The point is you're forgetting the gin. And the fact that oranges are for S&M play. If children are involved you need limes.

It took 546 meetings over the course of three months to get this sorted out the first time.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:24 pm
by Anonymous#1
vden wrote:My craziness is not on trial here. The point is you're forgetting the gin. And the fact that oranges are for S&M play. If children are involved you need limes.

It took 546 meetings over the course of three months to get this sorted out the first time.


:P

I was always taught that limes were for S&M, and oranges were for beating children with, but I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Limes are smaller thus more expensive if you're thinking surface area, y'know?

Yoh can tell I'm a criminology student can't you?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:33 am
by vden
You're following the old fashioned and out dated stereotype regarding the sexual deviancy involving citris fruits. New research into the area of exactly which fruit is doing what has shed new light on previously hidden occurances of questionalble behaviour.

The research was carried out using a home delivered questionnaire and all responses were givin in complete aninimity in order to protect victims. This way people who were victims of citris abuse could come forward without suffering the social stigma and labelling usually associated with hte activity. As a result a more accurate picture of citris abuse can be drawn.

It is now know that in secret limes and not oranges are used to beat children, and oranges play a far greater role in heavy S&M play. So although some people do indeed use oranges to beat children, and limes are used in light S&M play, these recorded figures only represent a very small portion of the whole problem.

The 'Dark Figure' of citris abuse is now know. This figure is not absolute, as not everyone will have filled in the questionnaire and many people would ansewer questions incorrectly (lemon abuse for example, is still not recognised as a form of abuse by most people). But we are a step closer to knowing the true extent of the problem and devising a way to deal with it successfully.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:22 am
by Anonymous#1
Hrmm, very interesting, vden.

One question: which would you stick it into first; a lime, lemon, or an orange?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:09 am
by vden
Difficult choice. But given that lemons aren't really my thing, and that liomes are the primary abusers of children, I'd have to say that I'd need more information before resorting to doing anything with oranges.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:47 am
by Anonymous#1
It's ok. I'll let you use a strap-on/condom if you really need to. :oops: