choppingblock.org captions!

[THEFandango]

ok, i dont know if someone did this already, but here it goes!

ok, everyone come up with a caption that would possibly be on one of the Chopping Block comics. but come up with your own! no copying!

ill start: "Butch blushed when he realized his mistake. He had been beheading this guy with the BLUNT end of the machette!"

[Freddy]

"Young butch finally decided that what he had done wrong was eating the frog he was supposed to be dissecting, not that he hadnt used proper table manners."

Dude. If this gets used in one of the comics, I'll flip. O_O; I think I'll try to think up some more. o_o;

[Aigidh]

"Butch never kept photos of friends and family, limbs were so much more personal."

[TheMissing]

Butch never understood what the guys at the bar were complaining about. He always enjoyed the head on his "Logger."

...heh.

[vden]

Butch loved visiting the local pet shop, the kittens and puppies were so cute he could just cudgel them to death.

[twosticks]

Butch is alive and kicking...


...people down stairs.

[Anonymous#1]

Of course, he is immortal!

[vden]

I've clicked on this topic prehaps a dozen times only to get stuck thinking of a gag. With a scope so limited it's difficult to come up with something that would actually be funny. I did come up with a decent Dahmer joke, only to realise that I got the idea from Lee's last Dahmer joke.

Kinda gives me a newfound respect for the man, y'know? Suddenly seeing how hard it is think up good idea for a strip.

[Anonymous#1]

Heck, I cant even really come up with a single strip! One panel comics are just...so hard to do!

[Beta Ray]

Thirty-one hours of "The French Chef" on DVD, and NOTHING.

Butch always liked to start off his parties with a few rounds of "guess what this is used for".

_NOW_ let's see who brings a *@!% cell phone to the library.

Butch tended to be shy around new people, but at least he knew how to break the ice.

Butch could hardly wait for her to open her fortune cookie.

Jackson Pollock made it look so easy.

Butch WANTED to recycle, but they made the rules so damned complicated.

Butch was shocked. This was NOT what he had expected for "Art 201, Anatomy for Artists with Live Models".

The attic was getting cluttered. He would have to cut down.

Everyone's worst nightmare: accidentally returning one of your own home movies to the video store.

[Mr Evilwrench]

Scene: Jr High shop class, kid crying over mangled fingers, teacher yelling, Butch bewildered

Caption: Young Butch couldn't understand why the shop teacher was upset, after all, they even call it a "finger brake" don't they?

[Beta Ray]

(Is anyone even here besides me & Mr. Evilwrench?)

What rotten luck. Getting pulled over when he had beer on his breath, his license had just expired and there was no room in his trunk for any more cops.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight...

Butch felt slightly dishonest, leaving the Times crossword puzzle with the body of his latest victim. But those homicide detectives were smart and he was really stuck.

The one transgression Butch could not forgive, the one thing that always drove into a white-hot murderous rage, was when people... when people... oh, let's see...

Mesquite is overrated.

The thrill of getting published was undeniable, but Butch couldn't understand why milk cartons only ran the "BEFORE" pictures.

It was nice of his neighbor to lend Butch the lawnmower, but that didn't mean he had the right to ask a lot of goddamn QUESTIONS when he got it back.

Getting a spear into a rock concert is always tricky, but this year Butch was going to be ready for the mosh pit.

Butch was firmly opposed to assisted suicide, on the grounds that it makes it impossible to keep score.

Motorcycle enthusiasts are great fun. They keep their vehicles in good condition, and you can always find one who wants to drag.

(Looking over these, I'm unsure about the first one because I think I may have seen it, the last one may not be quite right -- do bikers drag race, or is that someone else? -- and I realize now that the third one could be read two ways... maybe I should make it "really stuck on 14 across".)

[Beta Ray]

All right, rather than just type in another set (which nobody seems to care about anyway) I have an idea for something new. The tricky part of this has been coming up with captions that don't require a picture, but still leave something to the imagination. So let's have a reverse caption contest-- I'll strip down one of the latest to a bare minimum:

Holy crap! This one actually knew the answers! Now what?

Who can come up with the best situation?

[Halvgud]

Scene: Butch looking at a tv screen with a microphone on a stand, with a lever on the wall to the side, on screen, some professor style person is tied to a bench with an axe suspended above his midriff. Butch is holding a Thesaurus up at some obscure reference (like rodomontade), and has a puzzled look.

Caption: Holy crap! This one actually knew the answers! Now what?

[Anonymous#1]

Heck, I cant even really come up with a single strip! One panel comics are just...so hard to do!

correction:

i wouldn't make any since it'll ruin lee's thunder

come on, let the man create on his own without having to check this thread to see whether or not anyone's done it, or not

edits: also, 1000th post in board...for the second time!

[Halvgud]

So i shouldn't link to the strips i created at Stripcreator dot com?
I made those like, a zillion years ago.

Ruin Lee's Thunder? Sounds like a move to me.
*edges inside insulated building*

Lee rules thunder? Now that'll be a god i'd love to worship and hate to meet some dark and stormy night in a back alley..

I should dig up my pet again and have it tell me another story.

/happy gore rp ends
//good fight, good night

[dfeuer]

All right, rather than just type in another set (which nobody seems to care about anyway) I have an idea for something new. The tricky part of this has been coming up with captions that don't require a picture, but still leave something to the imagination. So let's have a reverse caption contest-- I'll strip down one of the latest to a bare minimum:

Holy crap! This one actually knew the answers! Now what?

Who can come up with the best situation?

I just came across your lists, and they're hilarious.

[Anonymous#1]

well, i didn't say they were bad...but...
oh forget it. lee doesn't seem to mind, anyway.

So i shouldn't link to the strips i created at Stripcreator dot com?

what the hell, sure

[Halvgud]

I regret nothing!