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[gurshu12]

You should've hired me that day. I have superb accuracy with a flame thrower.

[Anonymous#1]

Hey Anon, let's hit 4chan and get drunkered.

Way ahead of ya, chierf. ;] *sips more of venezualen rum*

i see u an gursh are making out lik feinds. hurhur

*secretly slips pictures of Alice in Anon's bag* just a reminder <_<

get off mah back women. im too fucken busy wtih work. worlk work wrok work WORK. got home at 2 and now back in a few hours. i should probably stop drinkin before i bpass out an loik...fuck me sidewyas plz

im not readin th'whole thrad. mmmk? or thother ones. no timezzz

*runs off8

[Paradox244]

...You are my hero Gurshu.

[godot]

This faggotry needs to end.

And it actually ended? My hypothesis has been disproven.

Kickass wasp story

Once I pissed off a bunch of wasps. Since my tale is not half as awesome as gurushu's, I'll just tell you it ended with my brother in the hospital for fifty bajillion wasp stings, a full body of poison oak rash, a sprained wrist, and tons of splinters, while I got to eat all his honey nut cheerios.

Ahhhh, family camping trips.

[deathtrooper]

Wow, fun times.
I got stung in the eyelid by a wasp once.

[vden]

You don't want to know the things I've had under my eyelid besides eyes. The scaples, keys, knives and even the padlock are just the tip of the iceberg.

[ChibiBecca]

having an empty eyesocket seems quite eventful. oo; think of all the contraband you can hide in there! (or was that too tasteless? >>;)


got stung by a wasp once, my hand swelled up like a balloon. don't remeber either of the sisters getting stung, but one did fall into a ditch full of stinging nettles as a child.. poor kid was stung all over.

[godot]

You don't want to know the things I've had under my eyelid besides eyes. The scaples, keys, knives and even the padlock are just the tip of the iceberg.

I'm thinking Grindhouse, but with your eye.



We just need to find a small enough gun. Or just hollow out that space between your ears. I mean, being able to read and do math is nothing compared to being able to shoot anyone anywhere at anytime, right?


Of course I am.

[Shocke]

this might fit if you remove a couple of the orbital bones and cut away some flesh.

[gurshu12]

I'm telling you, vden. Put a diamond or solid gold in there baby, you can be the most AWESOME villain ever.

[deathtrooper]

He'd need minions, i volenteer!
But only if you scantily clad, latex bound girls like every cool villain should.
I'd be the stupid one, there only for comic relief and never defeats the hero but makes people laugh while trying.

[vden]

Done and done. So long as the word 'have' comes inbetween 'you' and 'scantily' in the previous post. Otherwise it makes no sense.

Ok, I've got the chair, now I just need a cat and a volcano.

*Ponders on potential of a hollowed out glass eye for smuggling stuff. Like refugees*

[Yusuf69]

Wrong woman Yusuf.

huzzah for skipping 3 pages to reply.

yes gursh, it is the wrong lady, but Godot may be on to something. I have yet in my... idk... 6 months? here have heard godot complain about being sick or not being able to sleep. this leads to the assumption that its either the sex or the money, and sex is a lot easier to get than money. therefore, to all you sick or tired ppl out there, FUCK

this is the version 2.0 of my original theory; when sick, get naked.

[ChibiBecca]

unfortunately that cold cure is unavalable to me unless i spend money on a plane ticket, so thusly in my case money is indeed needed for teh sexing to take place.. and my logic runs out at this point and i'm gonna go blow my nose 20 + more times and flop into bed.

[gurshu12]

That is the ultimate Zen question. Would you spend money on a plane ticket to have sex and cure a cold.

...Hm...not much of a Zen thing now that I think about it...

[ChibiBecca]

i think the origional idea was that sex is generally free, so thus making it the cheapest cold-cure out there. but since mine would currently involve a plane flight, it'd be one of the most expensive cures.

huzzah, logic has been found!




and now i need a cure for the small hole in my hand where a freind accidently gouged out a chunk of skin with her nail during aikido. it bloody well stings right now!

[Anonymous#1]

yet, you still type here

we commend you for your bravery, becca! are you brave enough to smack down your sickness?!

[vden]

Of course she is.

[ChibiBecca]

i've discovered that painkillers and vast amounts of chocolate are a cure to many things.

bwahaa and so forth. *hunts online for cheap cosplay outfits to buy*

[gurshu12]

It seems that chocolate is the cure for 95% of female problems.

Speaking of which I had a marvelous invention today. I started making a peanut butter sandwich cause that's how I roll, when I look up and notice a bag of chocolate chips.

Zomg.

I have created something extremely delicious.

[Wolf of the Brujah]

Chocolate chip pancakes?

[godot]

Wrong woman Yusuf.

yes gursh, it is the wrong lady, but Godot may be on to something. I have yet in my... idk... 6 months? here have heard godot complain about being sick or not being able to sleep. this leads to the assumption that its either the sex or the money, and sex is a lot easier to get than money. therefore, to all you sick or tired ppl out there, FUCK

this is the version 2.0 of my original theory; when sick, get naked.

I know I complained about lack of sleep somewhere... and if I didn't, let me reiterate: my roommates are vampires and are trying to kill me. The only safe/quiet place to sleep is in class, which is the only reason for my perfect attendance.


And the answer to my chick problems are marshmallows. So there.

[deathtrooper]

Marshmellows answer everything.

[godot]

Marshmellows answer everything.

Except questions on your psych midterm.


I know. I've tried.

[gurshu12]

I've covered wars, ya know.