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Postby Shocke on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:19 pm

Good point. I should instead, become your disciple.
You are a wizard (please correct me if I'm wrong), and thusly should be able to explode brains up to 3000 miles away and implode nuns in Canada. You should also know the answer to the most controversial question man has ever concieved.
So then, Master of Magic, please answer the question.
Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
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Postby gurshu12 on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:23 pm

Depending which country you're from, I will only answer the fabled riddle with another.

Suppose both arrived at the same time, and an asshole decide to punt one across the landscape crushing it into a rock to create the "who came first" riddle. Therefore I ask you:

What did the ass punt first, the chicken or the egg?
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Postby .oni. on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:26 pm

If the egg came first then what made the egg? The checken has to have come first.
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Postby gurshu12 on Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:27 pm

*grabs oni's head and shoves it into a blender on full blast*

Shut, the, fuck, up.
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Postby Shocke on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:13 pm

Awesome.
All Hail Gurshu the Wizard!
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Postby ChibiBecca on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:17 pm

*stuffs the newbie full of cookies and stuff, then stuffs them up into a tree*

hello and welcome. ^^ please rest assured that if i ever start screaming at you to fuck off and die, then the world is truely about to end.
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Postby Shocke on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:25 pm

Oh no, I have allergies!
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Postby ChibiBecca on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:26 pm

to trees, cookies or just life in general?
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Postby Shocke on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:49 pm

Certain trees can make me puff up like a balloon. Luckily, those trees are very rare. They grow in the South American Rainforest. Also, the ginko tree's sap has a similar, but less effective, effect.
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:29 pm

The egg came first with no doubt.


Dinosaurs were around millions of years before chickens... and they were egg layers.
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Postby Wolfsbane on Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:40 pm

Masteroftheweb wrote:The egg came first with no doubt.


Dinosaurs were around millions of years before chickens... and they were egg layers.


So that means that....there was just...an egg there, all of a sudden, and it hatched into a dinosaur?

Suddenly, eggs appear. Thousands of them.
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Postby godot on Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:12 am

gurshu12 wrote:Depending which country you're from, I will only answer the fabled riddle with another.

Suppose both arrived at the same time, and an asshole decide to punt one across the landscape crushing it into a rock to create the "who came first" riddle. Therefore I ask you:

What did the ass punt first, the chicken or the egg?


Both, and the entire cast of Fiddler on the Roof. All at the same time.



This guy switches loyalties faster than babies sink in swimming pools when they have rocks tied around their necks.


I think we finally got our own suckup.
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Postby Saint_37 on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:06 am

motw wrote:The egg came first with no doubt.


Dinosaurs were around millions of years before chickens... and they were egg layers.


Let's hear it for Senior Britannica! w00t!!!

Dang godot, all that talk of Fiddler on the Roof is making me hot. Hot like a glacier.

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Postby KellKatta on Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:32 am

...Welcome?
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Postby Shocke on Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:02 am

This is getting fun. And wouldn't you like to be able to make nuns implode?
Case in point, wizards rule.
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Postby Saint_37 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:12 am

I would like it if you imploded. Then I would take what's left of you, seal you in a lead box, and deposit you at the bottom of the West Pacific.
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Postby gurshu12 on Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:22 pm

Saint you're making racial stereotyping very easy these days.
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Postby godot on Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:34 pm

Saint_37 wrote:
motw wrote:The egg came first with no doubt.


Dinosaurs were around millions of years before chickens... and they were egg layers.


Let's hear it for Senior Britannica! w00t!!!

Dang godot, all that talk of Fiddler on the Roof is making me hot. Hot like a glacier.

This forum is turning gayer by the second.


Which is worse? Having your ass kicked by some big tough guys, or by a bunch of dancing singing Jews?
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Postby Wolfsbane on Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:56 pm

Here's something to cheer everyone up.

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Anonymous#1 wrote:You're my new football chewy toy. *chews whilst throwing touchdown passes*

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Postby Wolfsbane on Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:27 am

Anonymous#1 wrote:Nice, Bane. I must have missed that one in my surge of filth. Ugh, techno porn...*does alil jig*...anyone seen Hard Candy yet? Fucking brutal shit for a 14 year old to do, but it was awesome. I wish that could've happend to that 'Jesus' character from The Big Lebowski (sp?). Hrm, and I think I'm gonna break-up with my current gf cuz she's too dirty for me. Funny, no? Havn't eaten a goddamn frito pie in ages. Fuck me. Where was I? Oh yeah:

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1. What are these "criteria" I have to fufill in order to end my noob status?
2. Can I have a 10 second head start?


1. Stick your feet into your mouth while I take you from behind.
2. No, you're not supposed to enjoy this...only I am.

What a stupid username. Am I allowed to rape that too?


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Anonymous#1 wrote:You're my new football chewy toy. *chews whilst throwing touchdown passes*

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Postby vden on Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:52 am

Hard Candy was too formulaic and predictible, the only things that make it stand out are;

a) it's a film, not a book like most shit like this is
b) it's written by a guy (which is most likey the reason for the fake out)


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Postby Vex Wolf on Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:23 pm

1. Stick your feet into your mouth while I take you from behind.
2. No, you're not supposed to enjoy this...only I am.

What a stupid username. Am I allowed to rape that too?


your are SO sleeping on the couch tonight mistah.

Nice picture Bane :)
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Postby gurshu12 on Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:36 pm

I think Abortion Man and Bukkake Man take the cake.
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Postby Anonymous#1 on Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:50 pm

vden wrote:Hard Candy was too formulaic and predictible, the only things that make it stand out are;

a) the castration of a pederass
b) it's written by a monkey (which is most likey the reason for the fake out)


Yeah, the ending was predictible, but I still enjoyed it.

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What? You know that lil shit means nothing to me, baby. Come on!
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Postby Vex Wolf on Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:03 pm

Raping helpless n00bs is no way to make an impression on Alice!

........She needs to focus on her organ disembowelment lessons.
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