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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:55 am

Birthdays are for losers
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Postby Yusuf69 on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:03 pm

and people that are born on planets that revolve around something at regular intervals
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Postby deathtrooper on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:21 pm

But..i've had 13 birthdays, 14 if you count my birth itself.
Does that make me a loser?
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:45 pm

I've only had one birthday, and 22 aniversarys of that day.
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Postby gurshu12 on Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:11 pm

I use my birthdays as an excuse to party and drink. Irish people will always find an excuse to drink.

"We need to go to the grocery store...we're out of milk."
"I'll drink to that."
(Five minutes later)
*huge party celebration followed by drunken brawls and singing*
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Postby Yusuf69 on Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:55 pm

so... filing your taxes, turning off a light, seeing an oddly shaped cloud, remembering that you have once seen an oddly shaped cloud, dropping a hammer on someone else's foot, passing a hospital, learning a new vowel, shaving your dog, mowing the lawn nude, hitting a lawn gnome with a sledgehammer, saying ayyyyyyy, turning on the tv, turning off the tv, smelling something new, being actively rascist, killing germs, finding a good emote, licking your foot, lighting your socks on fire, filling up your car with gas, sex, mooning a pedestrian, jumping really far, watching someone hurt themselves, getting accepted to a good college, losing your pants, saving private ryan, manipulating the world around you with your mind, getting a raise, meeting an incredibly hot chick, banging said chick on the roof of your best friends house, marrying her, getting drunk and forgetting where you live, having your spleen removed, being awake, completing a good book, insulting a noob, having a sword removed from your testicles, sampling chinese food in the mall, getting lamp-posted, and learning that your girlfriend used to be a stripper in Granada are all reasons to drink?
damn i wish i were irish...
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Postby gurshu12 on Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:02 pm

You forgot going to the dentist, learning a new song, being broke, being rich, going to war, winning war, losing war, dying, going to hell/heaven, surviving a fight, and using your daily wages for booze.

And that's just on a tuesday.
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Postby deathtrooper on Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:17 am

Did he mention exploding? Because I do that all the time.

*Spontaneously combusts*
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Postby vden on Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:37 am

If you need an excuse you're not doing it properly.
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Postby Wolf of the Brujah on Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:16 pm

You also forgot cause you feel like it.
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Postby gurshu12 on Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:24 pm

vden wrote:If you need an excuse you're not doing it properly.


You're taking the term way too far into context.

Now drink a shot.
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Postby Wolf of the Brujah on Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:28 pm

Amen to that!
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Postby vden on Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:46 pm

I have just been on an eleven hour booze up and helped some friends of mine make a DVD of their band performing live at a club called The Snooty Fox, possibly the best named club since The Wobbly Goblin.

Anyway, while watching the DVD back everyone was going on about how great it was (except one whiny bastard who shall be named only as Kid Emo), but all I could think throughout the whole thing was:

Shit, do I really slouch *that* much?

Apparently I do.

My rocking out still rocked though. As did the cossack dancing on the way home.
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Postby gurshu12 on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:10 pm

Last time I played with a band in front of an audience I was wearing a wedding gown...

There is no joke.
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Postby vden on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:12 pm

That doesn't stop it being funny.
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Postby gurshu12 on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:16 pm

It was a pretty good show, ended up making the crowd mosh. The video is all that matters, as I promptly walk on stage tuning the guitar wearing my beautiful gown and combat boots up to the microphone. There is a hint of a grin on my face as I embrace the crowd with my words.

"Hello Winsconsin."

Many confused looks were given from the Texans at hand.
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Postby vden on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:21 pm

On a completely unrelated matter; my friends and I have reffered to southern Texas as 'Texico' for many years now. Of our core social group there is one Mexican girl from Texas who went to our college who we enjoy tormenting by making references to her and her family as fence jumpers.

I've allways wondered, is the south of Texas really filled with mexicans or did we just make that up?
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Postby gurshu12 on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:27 pm

Excuse me, what? I was distracted by about 30 mexicans running north from the southern border...

Let me put it this way, in food form.


McDonalds - 1%
Other food chains - .4%
Itallian - .2%
Japanese - 0%
Chinese/Vietnamese -500% Don't ask, if you saw it you'd understand.
Cajun - .6%
Mexican Food -98.2%

Don't get me started on Mexicans. Please.
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Postby Wolfsbane on Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:46 pm

gurshu12 wrote:It was a pretty good show, ended up making the crowd mosh. The video is all that matters, as I promptly walk on stage tuning the guitar wearing my beautiful gown and combat boots up to the microphone. There is a hint of a grin on my face as I embrace the crowd with my words.

"Hello Winsconsin."

Many confused looks were given from the Texans at hand.


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Postby Masteroftheweb on Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:17 pm

To be fair... japanese would make up at least .001%

I can think of 5 japanese food restruants off the top of my head for this area.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:00 pm

i don't know of any japanise resuraunts around here, apart from knowing there might be very rare sushi places in the bigger cities.

however, we've any amount of chinese places, that sometimes also sell japanise food. o.o;

but i'm in the midlands, where curry is the most popular eating place.. thing. that's mostly due to all the asian people here.
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Postby .oni. on Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:08 pm

We only have one japanese food place, and i've never been in it but it looks like shit.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:13 pm

then how did you know what it looked like?
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Postby .oni. on Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:31 pm

Cause i've driven past it on several occasions and knowing where we currently live it's probably a drug front.

Good job guys, TARNISH THAT GOOD JAPANESE NAME!

(Although i can't judge only on looks, this place in japan looked absolutly horrible but it was the best mexican i'd ever tated, so it could be ok)
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Postby Saint_37 on Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:21 am

By golly son, you're so amazingly brilliant with your sleuth skills and kenn observations I'm surprised the FBI hasn't hired you yet! OMFG SPARE MY SENSIBILITES IT'S ONI FOR TEH DRUGBUST.
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