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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 pm

Do I at least get to choose which testoment?
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Postby Saint_37 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:52 pm

Well sure.

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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:53 pm

Yeah... I had old in mind the whole time... anger and action....


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Postby Saint_37 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:56 pm

One of the most angry and emo people of all time: King Saul.
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:59 pm

Again, no real relivance here, but have you ever read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
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Postby Wolfsbane on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:00 pm

I got a better one. Job.
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Postby Saint_37 on Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:56 pm

Romance of the Three Kingdoms? No, what's it about?

While Job was certainly SOL and his life suxxored for a short while, he wasn't emo and a whiner like Saul, "Oh God plz dont take awai teh kingdom frm me waaahhhh!". Rather, Job was praising God while his friends were like "wtf dood ur being punished stop taht."
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Postby Wolfsbane on Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:09 pm

Well thats true. I should have said something more like "Job had, more than any man that has ever lived, the right to be emo."
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Postby godot on Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:33 pm

Saint_37 wrote:One of the most angry and emo people of all time: King Saul.


My personal favorite is Elijah.


Some kids made fun of him for being bald, and he summoned she-bears to eat their face. Then, he went to some starving widow and her kid and demanded their food.
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:45 pm

It's a novel written about some historical events that took place about 1800 years ago in china. It's about the 3 major kingdoms of that era, Wei, Shu, and Wu. Each had their heros. The book tells their storys .It's not a history book, the characters really existed, but how they died, what they did, these events were somtimes changed to suit the novel.

Example, the 2 main stratagist of the novel, suppose to be masters. The novel makes them out to be equals. They were really politicians, and the only reason they didn't gain much ground on eachother is that they both sucked.



Ts'ao Ts'ao is my hero...
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I only read it because of the video games

Postby vden on Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:49 am

The best thing about Romance of the Three kingdoms are the chapter endings. You can almost imagine them being read out in the DBZ narrator's voice;

"Find out who the mysterious voice that interputed the execution of T'sao T'sao's arch rival and nemesis Lieu Bei was in the next chapter..."

I also like the how, when a character is mentioned for the first time there's a note that basically says, "yeah, we'll talk about him in a later chapter towards the end of the book" and then continues as though you're supposed to know who that guy it is.

Also, Xiahou Dun is a badass. He ATE his own freakin' eye.
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Postby Durgrumm on Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:38 am

I posted it somewhere else, but that was before I got here... so happy belated bday gursh
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:58 am

Xiahou Dun is cool in the book... in history, he was a really god politician, and during that attack was wounded and had to retreat...

Zhang He is a bad ass though. An excellent stratagist historically, and a bad ass in the book.
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Postby gurshu12 on Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:05 am

Xiahou Dun, even as badass as he is, I believe is overrated. Much like a Sephiroth of his time.

I like Zhou Yu though, I believe he is a decedent from whatshisface, the guy who wrote The Art of War.
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fucking homework......

Postby Boykin on Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:23 pm

Happy 20th birthday, gurshu! your present is this good news: i wont be on for the rest of this week and the next 2 weeks. for those weeks, i will be doing thrice the homework i usually do at my school and twice the tests, so i dont have time for the usual insults from you forum members. the Hell&Study weeks have begun!
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm

The Sephiroth of his day was Lu bu, not Xiahou Dun.

And I don't think Sun Zi was related to Zhou yu, but I might be arong...

I think the writter of Romance of the Three Kingdoms was a decendant of either Guan Yu or Liu Bei.

P.S. I LOVE the discription of Liu Bei.... he is described as a fucking monkey.
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Postby TehDUDE on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:00 pm

OH WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED GURSH'S BIRTHDAY WELL THAT SUCKS SUCKS A MONKEYS BALLS DOESNT IT CONGRATS GURSHU BY NOW YOUR LIKE 20 AND A MONTH OR SO. YOU KNOW THEY SAY WHEN YOU REACH YOUR 20S ITS A PRIME TIME TO MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER BY HAVING LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX WITH SOME MORE SEX IN BETWEEN. AND IF YOU CANT HAVE SEX THEN THATS TOO BAD BECAUSE THEN YOUR PENIS WILL JUST STAY SMALL FOREVER AND YOULL BE A SHAME FOR SOCIETY AND YOU SHOULD KIILL YOURSELF FOR GOOD MEASURE. SO GURSHU DO US ALL A FUCKING FAVOR AND START HAVING LOTS MORE SEX. YOUR PENIS WONT GROW BECAUSE THAT WAS A BUNCH OF SHIT, BUT THE SEX IS STILL NICE. ANYWAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT BUT I WISH MY WIFE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW FOR OBVIOUS REASONS FUCK AND I CANT MASTURBATE BECAUSE THEN SHE GETS ALL PISSED FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMETIMES ITS JUST HARD BEING MARRIED TO ANOTHER ITALIAN.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT, FUCKTARDS? YOU SHOULDNT HAVE EVNE READ THIS FUCKING FAR? GO FUCK YOUR BEST FRIENDS SISTER OR SOMETHING.
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Postby gurshu12 on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:15 pm

How am I supposed to fit all that sex with the sex I'm already having?

*sigh* Being 20 sure has a lot of responsibilities...
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Postby TehDUDE on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:37 pm

DEAL WITH IT, YOUR A WIZARD REMEMBER. NOW GO MAKE ME PROUD.
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Postby gurshu12 on Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:43 pm

I am. And this is one reason why.
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Postby Masteroftheweb on Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:33 pm

hahahahahahah


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Postby deathtrooper on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:25 am

Funny and true. Wizards hate hugs.
But LOVE sex.
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Postby gurshu12 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:49 am

This is true. I do love doing the nasty.
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