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ROCK ON!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:13 pm
by Masteroftheweb
We're the Kings of the Nordic Twilight

We're the Lords of Ice and Snow

For the glory we will fight

For the peace we'll ride

For the skies we'll reign together

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:02 pm
by Masteroftheweb
Rock the fuck on you god damn pansies

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:22 pm
by ChibiBecca
*headbangs?*

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:25 pm
by Vex Wolf
We're the Kings of the Nordic Twilight

We're the Lords of Ice and Snow

For the glory we will fight

For the peace we'll ride

For the skies we'll reign together


I understand not what you sing, but sing as well I shall

This is the kingdom of becca, governed by those most foul.

Ruled by gods, ruled by her majesty

From thier fury, from her lamp post, n00bs all flee.

We know not the way of stupidity or empathy

Instead the queen simply shoves all up her tree.

Yes I know I have probably failed, proven my intellect is not so rich,

But it was worth it all to stop MotW from being such a whiney bitch.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:29 pm
by Masteroftheweb
About fucking time



Fragment of Twlight

Trace of existance

Find the connection inside my dream

Heart of illusion

Ancestral wisdom

Mystical fusion, Pure energy

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:41 pm
by Vex Wolf
Your lines of emo poetry are laughable

And here I thought your brain was capable.

You provide me no challenge, no reason to try

Try again, or simply let this entire thread die.

You speak of wisdom, you speak of life

With no end of your horrible lines in sight.

Post I did not to hear your attempts at being deep,

It was for the entertainment I believed I would reap.

My dear MotW you dissapont me so,

When it comes to the uptake, your really quite slow.

Was the purpose of the thread to copy lyrics from your favorite rock band?

If that indeed is the forum topic, I must say thats really quite bland.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:53 pm
by Masteroftheweb
Black Dragon, fly high, Regain your past
Lost in the fire, The fire of hate (red fire)
Black Dragon, fly high, spit your red flame
(They're lost in) They're lost in the fire of damned
The fire of hate

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:03 pm
by gurshu12
This thread is filled with massive fail particles.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:07 pm
by Vex Wolf
So was your mom last night.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:09 pm
by gurshu12
No Vex, no. Now you're just dissing yourself.

And not you, you bring slight amounts of win. However, the nature of this program is not suitable for children.

...What?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:13 pm
by Masteroftheweb
I merely posted the song chores to whatever song was playing at the time of the posting

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:13 pm
by Vex Wolf
*shrugs* I try.

And Hawaiin Punch contains only 5% fruit juice apparently. I feel betrayed by this, as I believed I was being somewhat healthy.

Damn you creators of hawaiin punch, damn you to hell.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:15 pm
by gurshu12
The other 95% is in your mom.

OOOH!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:30 pm
by Saint_37
This thrad reminds me of those faggoty poetry threads reasonablymad always made over on the Sinfest forum.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:43 pm
by Masteroftheweb
I can't talk for vex, but mine are metal. Fuck poetry

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:43 pm
by Vex Wolf
... ouch. For that one I shall give you tribute:

A hellfire's burn delivered from none other than our wizard,

A mage with wit so sharp it could cut into one's gizzard.

He is of the highest of rank, equipped with cosplay that makes ones stomach churn

Quite the man the wizard is, but still could use a razor for those horrid side burns.

Anger him not, for his magic is great

You may find yourself to be used as she-bear bait.

n00bs invade from all around, attempting to gain favor,

He simply sells them all to Becca for free labor.

Beware the wizard, beware him always

Unless you wish to suffer his burning blaze.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:45 pm
by gurshu12
What is it with you and my sideburns?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:50 pm
by Masteroftheweb
I get a rap feel form your poetry... I hate you vex

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:51 pm
by Saint_37
Ok Vex is officially the Royal Bard.

Just don't put on tights and break out a lute or I'll skin your hide.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:55 pm
by godot
Saint_37 wrote:Ok Vex is officially the Royal Bard.

Just don't put on tights and break out a lute or I'll skin your hide.


I think he's already wearing tights. Just look at that rose. You can't see it, but he's banging on a tamborine with giant poofy sleeves.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:57 pm
by Masteroftheweb
Get him drunk enough and he'll play your skin flute... all I'm saying

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:58 pm
by godot
Masteroftheweb wrote:Get him drunk enough and he'll play your skin flute... all I'm saying


You went for the "skin flute" rather than "banging on a tamborine"? Really?

I mean, as long as we're doing musical instruments, it seems an odd choice.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:05 pm
by Vex Wolf
Sweet. Now for some self ass kissing to celebrate.

Hooray Huzzah, Vex the mighty knight now doubles as a bard,

None know as of yet if this is to mean he is great or simply a 'tard.

He slays the n00bs fearlessly with glistening teeth,

Biting into thier flesh so that he may feast.

Morons, goat rapists, and newbies all alike come to strike at Becca Kingdom's heart,

But as long as the bard knight is there their plans shall be for nought.

His partner banes strikes without mercy, a fellow knight,

Always ready to make the kingdom run right.

The protectors of rpg world, the protectors of the queen,

They're not the best but they work for only an occasional spleen.

Don't mess with the wolves, don't question their power,

Unless you want your ravaged corpse being shoved off the wizard's tower.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:07 pm
by Masteroftheweb
wolf knight bard...


strange...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:11 pm
by gurshu12
*tosses a tennis ball*

As long as he keeps giving me m4d pr0ps I'm okay with it.