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Postby godot on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:17 pm

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Do people try to kill you often?
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Postby Wolfsbane on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:38 pm

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Postby gurshu12 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:08 am

I've had my underpants stolen on occasion.
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Postby Saint_37 on Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:06 pm

How can you say they were stolen when you LET the person escape?
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Postby deathtrooper on Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:21 am

Because if he chased after them, he would be running around naked. :gonk:

Which makes me wonder who would want to steal gurshus underpants... :shifty:
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Postby gurshu12 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:59 pm

deathtrooper wrote:Because if he chased after them, he would be running around naked. :gonk:

Which makes me wonder who would want to steal gurshus underpants... :shifty:


I don't need my underpants stolen to run around naked. Just free will.

Or alcohol.

I caught a girl stealing my underpants once. I don't know, it was awkward.
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Postby Wolfsbane on Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:42 pm

Yeah.....what do you SAY to that?

"Uh...those are mine....Yeah, my UNDERWEAR"
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Postby gurshu12 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:54 pm

She had a crush on me for a long long time and I invited her to my house for a party one evening. Little did I know my laundry was in jeopardy.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:57 pm

are you sure you didn't invite her to a 'party in your pants'? she may have become confused.
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Postby gurshu12 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:01 pm

Your highness, every day is a party in my pants.

But I don't want men to have a party in my pants, as there were guys there as well. So it was just a regular party.

I just walked into the laundry room and there she was. I felt kind of bad to be honest, if she was that horny I would've just let her have em I guess.

But they were one of my favorite pairs so no to her.
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Postby gurshu12 on Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:06 pm

Besides, that was around when I was first learning to be a smooth operator. So I could never end up asking a girl such questions as a pants party. The first time I tried it ended up like this.
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Postby Yusuf69 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:08 am

every time gurshu posts im convinced more and more that he's this guy i know that has a mormon fetish.

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Postby Saint_37 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:13 am

What the hell is a mormon fetish? Tell me so I can avoid people who have them.
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Postby ChibiBecca on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:19 am

some mormons gave me a jesus card. i blutaced it to one wall to prevent demons from sneeking in from next doors.
so far, it's been an utter success!
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Postby Yusuf69 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:20 am

he is ONLY interested in mormon women... to the point that the first question he asks girls is what their religion is, and he moves on to the next if they aren't mormon.
odd doesnt go far enough to describe this guy
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Postby Saint_37 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:45 am

haha! That's the funniest, and probably most painful fesitsh a guy can have in regards to women who is not a mormon. But then you'd have to be a mormon to fully understand what makes me laugh.

Godot can laugh with me, she knows where I'm coming from.
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Postby gurshu12 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:02 pm

Yusuf69 wrote:he is ONLY interested in mormon women... to the point that the first question he asks girls is what their religion is, and he moves on to the next if they aren't mormon.
odd doesnt go far enough to describe this guy


How the fuck did you come up with that on me. I've never mentioned mormons on here.

(LOL, spellcheck came up when I typed in mormons, it wanted to replace it with morons.)
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Postby Saint_37 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:01 pm

Dude, it's yusef. His brain is a ticking time bomb.
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Postby Yusuf69 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:40 pm

most of your posts are similar to the kinds of things he says, which reminded me about his mormon hunter tendencies.
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Postby gurshu12 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:02 pm

Heh, Mormon Hunter. That should be a show on National Geographic.
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Postby godot on Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:29 pm

Saint_37 wrote:haha! That's the funniest, and probably most painful fesitsh a guy can have in regards to women who is not a mormon. But then you'd have to be a mormon to fully understand what makes me laugh.

Godot can laugh with me, she knows where I'm coming from.


I'm not so much laughing as crying, "Finally God! A GUY WHO WON'T DUMP ME FOR NOT PUTTING OUT!!!!!!"


Yes I'm aware of how ironic that is coming from me.


I'm not a big fan of dating guy mormons actually. Most of them are idiots. It's not really their fault though, there's a lot more mormon girls than mormon boys. Growing up, fifteen girls competed for about four guys. Gave them big heads.


Anyways, he better enjoy it while he can. Mormon girls don't stay single long. Half my mormon friends are already married.

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Postby gurshu12 on Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:52 pm

Oi we go'ht ah loively one 'ere! Now OI'm gahnna jahm me thumb, up it's arsehole!
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Postby Stingra on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:10 pm

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Postby godot on Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:13 pm

gurshu12 wrote:Oi we go'ht ah loively one 'ere! Now OI'm gahnna jahm me thumb, up it's arsehole!


Take Saint!!! He's the better mormon!!!!
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