As of today, it's been one full year / My Goodbye

[Vex Wolf]

I have a mullet <.<

[godot]

Or his mullet. Gotta be the mullet.

That helps. But everyone knows it's ridiculously long hair with impossible colors that gives you immortality.

[gurshu12]

Also the fact that there's no logical reasoning on giving him a British accent.

With those powers combine, he is LIQUID SNAKE.

[godot]

Also the fact that there's no logical reasoning on giving him a British accent.

With those powers combine, he is LIQUID SNAKE.

There's perfectly good reasoning behind his british accent.


British accents are hot.

[gurshu12]

Nothing is hotter than Solid Snake and his overdrawn syllables.

"Metal Geeeaaar...."

Or Otacon pissing himself silly.

[godot]

Nothing is hotter than Solid Snake and his overdrawn syllables.

"Metal Geeeaaar...."

Or Otacon pissing himself silly.

Except, ya know, Liquid.

There's a pun somewhere in here about piss and Liquid, but I really don't feel like making. Plus, I have no idea who Otacon is. Is he in a later game?

[gurshu12]

..............

Godot, you just lost you win. In fact you gained massive fail.

Like five truckloads.

[godot]

..............

Godot, you just lost you win. In fact you gained massive fail.

Like five truckloads.

Sorry man. I have no idea who Otacon is.

But five truckloads of fail, just for that? That seems slightly out of proportion. I think I should get a cookie just for having played Metal Gear. Not many girls do that.

[gurshu12]

You played Metal Gear and you don't know who Otacon is. That's self abuse, no cookie whatsoever.

[godot]

You played Metal Gear and you don't know who Otacon is. That's self abuse, no cookie whatsoever.

Alright, using the great god wikipedia, I have discovered that Otacon is...


...

Crap.

Dr. Emmerich.



Go ahead. Nothing you can do to me can match the shame I feel.

[gurshu12]

I could remove your reproductive and mammary organs to deprive you of all usefulness in the forum.

But I'm not that low. How about just one boob bigger than the other?

[godot]

I could remove your reproductive and mammary organs to deprive you of all usefulness in the forum.

Bah. We all know it's my winning smile and sparkling personality that everyone loves.

[Saint_37]

[Wolfsbane]

sparkling personality

Lawl.

[Saint_37]

θhatʲs only because of the βowler ɥat. ftw my keyboard is ɡoinɡ all screwy.

[deathtrooper]

Cool! Freaky keyboardings!

[godot]

sparkling personality

Lawl.

SPARKLES LIKE A GLASS SCOURED CLEAN BY THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS.



I have a beautiful fucking spirit god damn it.

[Saint_37]

[gurshu12]

LOL CT ftw.

[godot]

Preposterous. Science is meaningless, what with all this electrified water business and total failure of Darwin's theory of natural selection.


I still think that the weatherman was just being lazy and made a beeping toaster.

[gurshu12]

I think every time I log in a little part of my faith in logic and science fades away. The basic understanding of life in general. Then I laugh and shoot DT out of a cannon.

[Saint_37]

The key is to leave your logic and sanity in the lockeroom before you come in. That way it's all still in tact when you leave again.

Unless I tamper with it.

[Masteroftheweb]

MY problem is the fact that I come in here... and feel a little more of my brain die with every post.

My faith is secure... but my knowledge isn't. So I might be brought to beleive things so horribly off that it's not even funny. I mean hell, take this morning for example... my wife tried to trick. Told me there is no such thing as a spaghetti monster... who the fuck does she think SHE'S fooling? I almost feel for it though... sadly.

[gurshu12]

I tend to not be able to read as well after I'm done with the forums.

Today, for example, I was reading a random flyer in the classroom and it read:

"Feel free to bring your own lunch."

I swear to God when I read it I saw:

"Feel free to bring your own bitch."

[Saint_37]

Psycholinguistical effects FTWLOWL.