3/8- Is Joyce making fun of Walky's appendage size?

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3/8- Is Joyce making fun of Walky's appendage size?

Postby Ringading on Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:18 am

A bizarre situation. Joyce has most likely seen less penises than most females her age. That is unless she has been rampantly looking at porn since she redefined her view of purity.
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Postby Conqueso on Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:12 am

Fewer penises. But that's a good point. I wonder how she knows.
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Postby Ringading on Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:08 pm

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Postby Ambi on Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:17 pm

Joyce used to repress what she considered her 'dirty thoughts' and would blush if the word 'sex' was only mentioned. But she also scared away one of Joe's girls by saying he had a venereal disease, so she obviously knew more than she would admit (to herself, too).

And remember than the parents who protected her so well also had the Kamasutra lying around (we know because Joe took it); maybe little Joyce found it interesting but could never tell anyone... after they bought the condoms, it was Joyce who recommended all the positions.
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Postby BubbaTech on Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:06 pm

GET A GRIP ??? :lol: oops :oops:

remember in the strip earlier and the box of condoms they were grabbing from??

I think it was reffering to Quantity, not size of condom...

there are normal size and Magnum size... and i have never seen a smaller size??

but the Box looked like a entire Case size...
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Postby NeroMan on Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:16 pm

Honeslty, I have to give Walky a break here. When Joyce was a boy she was in Canada, right? So naturally she would get the national canadian... attributes that all Canadians have and Americans don't.

But you Americans shouldn't feel that bad anyway, I mean, you were able to created those pills to fix your... disadvantage, right? Hey, you have huge cars! And your military is massive!
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Postby Ringading on Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:59 pm

It's probably quite a blow to your self-esteem when your girlfriend has sported a larger member than you possess.

Damn. The fact of transsexuality makes that possible and thus less amusing.
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Postby crypto on Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:59 am

What is it with Keen-toonist these last few weeks?

First it's the bra story line over on Wapsi, not that I'm complaneing. Now this on Walky? Yesh, you guys watching/readign to much porn?
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Postby Marcos on Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:03 pm

Bad things to realize about oneself, if one is male:

1) If you were female, you'd be an easy lay
2) If your SO were male, she'd have a bigger penis than you
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Postby Animaniac on Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:30 am

Marcos wrote:Bad things to realize about oneself, if one is male:

1) If you were female, you'd be an easy lay


I realized that about myself along time ago...

I came to grips with.. err, got over it...
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Postby bunnyThor on Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:49 pm

crypto wrote:What is it with Keen-toonist these last few weeks?

First it's the bra story line over on Wapsi, not that I'm complaneing. Now this on Walky? Yesh, you guys watching/readign to much porn?


I don't think you read enough porn, based on your inability to distinguish either of these storylines from it. :-?
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Postby Tanukitsune on Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:21 pm

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crypto wrote:What is it with Keen-toonist these last few weeks?

First it's the bra story line over on Wapsi, not that I'm complaneing. Now this on Walky? Yesh, you guys watching/readign to much porn?


I don't think you read enough porn, based on your inability to distinguish either of these storylines from it. :-?

Yeah, they just added a little spice into the comic, nothing else....
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Postby NeroMan on Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:42 pm

-that- box is supposed to last them -years-?

Well I suppose if they pace themself.
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Postby svenman on Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:40 am

Way to go to make buying condoms really embarrassing! :oops:

Did anyone spot they bought a "family-less sized" pack of Trojans? :)
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Postby Marcos on Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:06 pm

Considering that the box has shown up before, I expect a lot of people spotted it.
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Postby Ringading on Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:10 pm

"I keep thinking to myself, damn, that thing's huge."

Now there's a snazzy cut between stories, even though it was probably unintentional.
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Postby svenman on Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:58 am

Marcos wrote:Considering that the box has shown up before, I expect a lot of people spotted it.

Duh. *slaps forehead* :oops:
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Postby Mravac Kid on Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:34 am

crypto wrote:What is it with Keen-toonist these last few weeks?

First it's the bra story line over on Wapsi, not that I'm complaneing. Now this on Walky? Yesh, you guys watching/readign to much porn?

There is no such thing as too much porn. :p
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Postby Ringading on Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:09 am

Putting aside the possibility that genital growth comes very late in the ressurrection process, or that ressurrection may cause a reduction in genitalia, the 23/10 comic seems to reveal that Joyce gave an accurate review.
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