Joyce and Walkerton have a single night of passion. Joyce soon becomes pregnant, but decides to keep it a secret as to who the father is. Walkerton ends up missing during an alien attack, abducted by Evil Silhouette Guy. A rigid and stiff agent replaces Walkerton, soon showing an interest in Joyce. Walkerton mysetriously retunrs as a corpse that soon returns to life and resumes his duties. Joyce gives birth to her child, whom all the abductees seem to wish to destroy but then just witness the boy's birth. The child has strange, powerful telepathic abilities. Fearing for his life, Joyce puts the child up for adoption. In the end, it turns out ESG was building an army of superhumans to prepare for the Martian invasion, set for 2013, the Miyan Apocalypse date.
...what? Yeah, I made that up. It's honestly all me *cough*