Walky Haikus?

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Postby Arrus on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:21 pm

I was over at the EN forums, and I saw the fun Haiku bits. Have we ever had an ItsWalky! haiku thread? Reguardless...let's do this thing!

Walky is good comic.
It is much beloved by fans.
Was that redundant?
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Postby Arrus on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:34 pm

Oh come on people,
Do a haiku or two.
It's fun and healthy.
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Postby TheGeneral on Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:53 pm

Why should I do this?
What purpose does it convey?
I should get a life.
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Postby Dusty on Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:24 pm

I really preferred
The other game that we had:
Just saying four words.

I find haiku hard.
I am a hist'ry major.
I can count to four.
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Postby Walky on Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:40 pm

Walky likes the poo.
Squirts out your bum like Playdoh
And curls like soft serve.
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Postby Jon B on Fri Mar 29, 2002 12:12 am

Jason Chesterfield,
So locked up and hidden off
Where is this boy's heart?
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Postby bunnyThor on Fri Mar 29, 2002 12:44 am

Where does Sal lurk now
With her anguished, tortured soul?
Boo-hoo-hoo. Who cares?
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Postby FlyingFish on Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:20 am

Dinner at Chevy's
Ordered a margarita
Got a little buzzed

Thankfully, FF's
Alcohol tolerance is
Stronger than Walky's
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Postby waxmaker on Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:54 am

Quote: "Oh no, it starts!"
"I'm not telling you," he says.
Evil cartoonist!


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Postby Arrus on Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:23 pm

On 2002-03-28 23:24, Dusty wrote:
I really preferred
The other game that we had:
Just saying four words.

I find haiku hard.
I am a hist'ry major.
I can count to four.


Which four-word game, eh?
Games are always good, ya know.
No matter what kind.

Time for Mike Haiku.
Mean insensative bastard.
Needs aggression shrink.

Daniel as a dog.
That, poor subliminal Joyce.
Her mind is just...oy.
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Postby waxmaker on Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:47 pm

Pizza boy porno...
Joyce keeps dreaming about it.
<i>I</i> deliver too!
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Postby Arrus on Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:44 pm

All you Joyce lovers.
You with all your PSL.
What's the attraction?
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Postby liveacoustic on Fri Mar 29, 2002 6:10 pm

Well, this is silly.
I refuse to do this too.
No haiku for me.
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Postby Arrus on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:01 pm

Well, to each their own.
I respect your stance on this.
Too bad, though. It's fun.
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Postby yearginsm on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:12 pm

I like "four words?"
Can't beat a classic
Down with angsty poetry?
Me, I think not

Rules are so simple
Four words per line
No more, no less
Stick to the basics

Be one with yourself
It's just so easy
Contractions are one word
So don't dog me

I could go on
But I must go
The hour fast approaches
The next comic waits
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Postby Arrus on Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:14 pm

My favorite style,
Certainly four-line stanzas.
You just can't beat that.
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Postby Arrus on Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:22 pm

Why do you fear this?
Haikus kick serious ass.
And they are evil!
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Postby GehRehmee on Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:00 pm

Misread the topic
I thought it said hiatus
Very nearly screamed
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Postby Break_Man on Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:25 am

On 2002-03-29 23:00, GehRehmee wrote:
Misread the topic
I thought it said hiatus
Very nearly screamed


hi
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Postby Arrus on Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:55 am

That no haiku.
Curse you, damned newbie hellspawn.
You messed it all up!
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Postby Dusty on Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:17 am

The four word game
was Head Alien's idea
(Walky's twin sister, Sal).
It was quite fun.

No counting sylables here!
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Postby MaddGrinner on Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:04 am

No need for fighting.
Really both are challenging.
Combine the two games!

Make four word Haikus!
Everywhere heads will implode.
All can enjoy this.
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Postby NR Pax on Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:40 am

PSL Abounds
Storyline twists like a snake
Walky is good tale.
Only a fool sees hardship as just wages for being different.
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Postby Arrus on Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:33 pm

Eh? Four word haikus?
That is completely insane.
And very hard, too.
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Postby yearginsm on Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:07 pm

I must stop posting
Silly this really is
Why to be still?
T'hell if I now!
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