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Walk In on a Punchline

PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 6:14 am
by Padre
:o I used my left hand. Nothing. I used my right hand. Nothing. I used both hands. Nothing. I hit it against the wall. I hit against the chair. NOTHING! I just could not get the jar open! :wink:
Wouldn't you like to know the rest of the joke?

walking in on a punchline

PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:31 pm
by Johnski333
"The good news is that the water pump is covered by your extended warranty. The bad news is that the cracked engine block isn't."

Woooo-hoo-hooo. Wow!!
Ha ha ha!!!! Oh man! That was sure a funny one.

Oh, wait . . . now I remember . . . that wasn't a joke.

Punching the walk-ins

PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 5:08 pm
by Greyscribe
"...And when I walked into my hotel room, they had towels from my house."

"...If y'can't stand windmills, don't golf!"

"...Dude, you went to a party dressed as a pi

PostPosted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 9:17 pm
by breakpointcity
So I says to the guy, I says:

"...that's not Pat Sajak! That's your Grandma!"

"...sorry, but I only take my orders from Willie Tyler and Lester!"

"...48-volt/25 amp automatic charger Lester model #9695 with gray SB175 plug? Why, I had a 24-volt/20 amp automatic EXPORT charger with redSB50 D.C. plug instead!"

HA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA!!!!, I dunno. Give me time. I got better.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 1:52 pm
by Tim Tylor
"But Gladys, there was no frog in the pool!" (Mm... Maybe a little too blue.)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:57 pm
by Johnski333
"So the gas attendant says "Look at that S car go!" :roll:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:51 am
by Sloppy Tee
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:56 am
by Johnski333
With fronds like these, who needs anemones? (Finding Nemo)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:40 pm
by Tim Tylor
"And since when have coconuts got noses?" (Mmm... a bit George Romero.)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:46 am
by Johnski333
A happy pitbull

what has four legs and 1 arm?