Walk In on a Punchline

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Walk In on a Punchline

Postby Padre on Mon Jan 27, 2003 6:14 am

:o I used my left hand. Nothing. I used my right hand. Nothing. I used both hands. Nothing. I hit it against the wall. I hit against the chair. NOTHING! I just could not get the jar open! :wink:
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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:31 pm

"The good news is that the water pump is covered by your extended warranty. The bad news is that the cracked engine block isn't."

Woooo-hoo-hooo. Wow!!
Ha ha ha!!!! Oh man! That was sure a funny one.

Oh, wait . . . now I remember . . . that wasn't a joke.
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Postby Greyscribe on Mon Jan 27, 2003 5:08 pm

"...And when I walked into my hotel room, they had towels from my house."

"...If y'can't stand windmills, don't golf!"

"...Dude, you went to a party dressed as a pi
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Postby breakpointcity on Mon Jan 27, 2003 9:17 pm

So I says to the guy, I says:

"...that's not Pat Sajak! That's your Grandma!"

"...sorry, but I only take my orders from Willie Tyler and Lester!"

"...48-volt/25 amp automatic charger Lester model #9695 with gray SB175 plug? Why, I had a 24-volt/20 amp automatic EXPORT charger with redSB50 D.C. plug instead!"

HA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA!!!!


...eh, I dunno. Give me time. I got better.
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Postby Tim Tylor on Thu Jan 30, 2003 1:52 pm

"But Gladys, there was no frog in the pool!" (Mm... Maybe a little too blue.)
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Postby Johnski333 on Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:57 pm

"So the gas attendant says "Look at that S car go!" :roll:
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Postby Sloppy Tee on Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:51 am

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Postby Johnski333 on Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:56 am

With fronds like these, who needs anemones? (Finding Nemo)
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Postby Tim Tylor on Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:40 pm

"And since when have coconuts got noses?" (Mmm... a bit George Romero.)
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Postby Johnski333 on Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:46 am

A happy pitbull
























what has four legs and 1 arm?
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