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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 21, 2002 6:09 am

Stress stinks.

just wanted to pass along my good thoughts for you and the mrs.

Here's to hoping that L&F does not get in the way of good health.
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Postby AccordionDad on Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:28 am

Here's an important stress tip: When you're distraught, there's nothing that will relax you more than lying with your head in your water bowl. This is hushed up, of course, because of the effect it would have on the drug companies.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:40 am

You would, of course, be willing to show us this technique?
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Postby AccordionDad on Sat Jun 22, 2002 5:52 pm

I'd be happy to demonstrate if someone would fill up my bowl...

Of course, better demonstratons exist and as soon as I find one, I'll link to it. Scrolling through those United Media archives takes quite some time, though....[/url]
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What happens when the water runs out!

Postby miK. on Tue Jun 25, 2002 4:30 pm

Tip: Keep the bowl FULL! :)

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Postby grandpa35 on Thu Jun 27, 2002 6:20 am

Dying of Thirst

A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out for sale.

The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"

The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes."

The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"

"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."

The man thanked the peddler and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight. Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"

"I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

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