Nov 4: Is it just my imagination...

Private Eye Frank Chase and his partner/dog Max are on the case!

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Postby Bo Lindbergh on Sun Nov 04, 2001 6:36 am

... or is Frank acting blonder than usual? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/tongue.gif">
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Postby AccordionDad on Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:59 am

Hey, hey, hey! Speaking as a member of the fair-haired sect, I just wanna say lay off with the blond jokes!<P>Unless you're gonna tell the one about the blonde holding a baby who walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.<P>"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."<P>"Oh, that won't work," says the blonde.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."<P>--------------------------
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