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Postby Padre on Wed Oct 24, 2001 3:39 am

I just received this news dispatch:
"A 73 year old woman trying to board a flight for Los Angeles from O'Hare International Airport in Chicago was detained by ariport security and refused access to the plane. It was discovered that she had in her handbag a skein of yarn and two six inch long crocheting needles. It appears that authorities were afraid that she would knit an Afghan."
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Postby kmd on Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:38 am

BOOO!!! Oh that was awful! It caused me physical pain! <P>------------------
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