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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 2:07 am
by mickster
Now that the beloved Laffy Taffy thread is gone, we need some jokes to keep us otherwise amused... I'll start it off:<P>Q: Why do Afghani soldiers carry sand paper with them?
A: Cuz they need a map! <P>Thanks, I'll be here all week!<P>miK.
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Try the veal!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 4:25 am
by Padre
I thought the new thread would possibly come from the strip - maybe the survivors theme?
I thought he was "lion" that the "mane" theme was reality t.v. - but that's not the case. He has "pride" in his work and he's even willing to take on "cub" reporters and turn them into great cartoonists!
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them communal breakfasts is tasty!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 5:44 am
by Max the Dog
Q. Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?<P>A. Because there's Targets everwhere.<P>Targets every... wh...<P>Don't hurt me!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 6:30 am
by Major Tom
Afghanistan's Fall TV Line-up<P>MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"<P>TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"<P>WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"<P>THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"<P>FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionare"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"<P>

PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:47 am
by bunnyThor
The best part about these Afganistan jokes is that they'll always feel fresh and new and never feel dated in the least!