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Postby AccordionDad on Mon Nov 27, 2000 2:37 am

Actually, Padre, who's to say any of us are "real". I've known IBenny since he was a zygote, and I think he's about as unreal as you can get.<P>(Sorry, I. You know we love you at Accordion Central. Now will you come finish installing our computer?)<P>By the way, Padre. Since you're clearly the responsible grownup of this forum, would you mind being President for a while? I mean, until we can sort out our chads.<P>------------------
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Postby Padre on Mon Nov 27, 2000 11:44 am

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Gasp! You'll never believe it! I met Iwon Benny! No, really. I did! In the flesh! He is a REAL PERSON! And he talked with me. Me - little old me - he actually took time and spoke to me! I'll never wash my ears again! Wow! Unbelievable! My century is complete.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/smile.gif">
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Benny should have won!!! I demand a recount!<p>[This message has been edited by Padre (edited 11-27-2000).]
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Postby Padre on Tue Nov 28, 2000 11:21 am

Dear Dad,
Money's kind of scarce here at .... oops!
Those were the kind of "Dear Dad" letters I had to write from college and seminary.<P>I remember from seminary the Cartesian Theory, Cogito Ergo Sum - I think; therefore, I am. But because of my great Italian Heritage, it has become: Agida (spelling?) Ergo Sum - I ache; therefore, I am.<P>And thanks for the compliment. I don't know how adult/serious/qualified I am. After all, the counters won't even look at my dimples!
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Postby IwonBenny on Wed Nov 29, 2000 7:10 am

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(Sorry, I. You know we love you at Accordion Central. Now will you come finish installing our computer?)
</ul><P><b>Sorry, <i>IWON BENNY</i> has been down with the flu. After days of rest he is feeling 95%.</b>
<h2>HOW MUCH OLDTIME BASEBALL DO YOU NEED?!?!?!?!?</H2><P>
p.s. - It should be noted that Accordion Dad refused to recognize my presences until the mid 1990's! Before than I was known around the family as
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Postby IwonBenny on Wed Nov 29, 2000 7:12 am

hehe... go-away IWON BENNY...<P><h3>I'm Kidding!</h3>
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Postby Padre on Wed Dec 06, 2000 5:28 am

I am just replying so that I can become a Grand Poobah! I'm tired of being just a lowly Padre Keenspotter Supreme. By the way, where's Diana Ross?
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Postby AccordionDad on Thu Dec 07, 2000 1:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>p.s. - It should be noted that Accordion Dad refused to recognize my presences until the mid 1990's! Before than I was known around the family as
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Postby IwonBenny on Fri Dec 08, 2000 9:12 am

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hehe.... you're silly Dave!
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<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AccordionDad:
<B> (1) Thank you for spelling accordion correctly.
(2) You were 10. Get over it.
(3) You want me to recognize your presence? Fine. You have lovely presence.
(4) I think the staff at Iwon is lucky to have you.
(5) Just 'cause AccordionMommy and AccoridonBigGirl like you, you think you can get away with all this c-r-a-p.
(6) You're right.
(7) I can't stop adding to this list!
(8) Ahhhh!!!! Stop me before I type again!!!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
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