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Postby TheDUDE on Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:35 pm

Looking through some of these MBs, i decided to conduct a little experiment. I wanted to see if anyone really reads these forums that aren't very alive.

So, until I get bored with this, I will keep posting every so often to keep up with myself and see if anyone even reads the topics on this MB anymore.
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Postby TheDUDE on Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:51 pm

Well, one other person has viewed this!

WOO HOO! :grin:
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Postby TheDUDE on Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:57 pm

No one come yet? That's no surprise...
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Postby TheDUDE on Thu Mar 14, 2002 10:29 pm

Well, time to retire for the night.

*Walks out, turns out the lights and shuts the door.*
I am the greatest, and that's the bottom line.
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Postby Evil Baughb on Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:42 am

I suspect the board action will pick up when Giselle starts producing new strips again.

I hope that's sooner rather than later 'cause I was gettin' hooked.
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Postby TheDUDE on Fri Mar 15, 2002 3:21 pm

Well, nice to see someone reads this MB still! I was gettin worried for a minute! Now let's see who else will get suckered in here.
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Postby TheDUDE on Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:00 pm

*Yawns*

Hmm, I think I'll sing a song!

Begins singing New Day
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Postby TheDUDE on Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:06 pm

<font color=blue> Maybe I'll start typing in another color. Maybe blue?</font>
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Postby TheDUDE on Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:07 pm

<font color=red><h3>or maybe red?</font></h3>
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Postby TheDUDE on Fri Mar 15, 2002 9:34 pm

Well, another day, another night. Time to sign out once again.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:33 pm

<color font=blue>Verbing</font> <font color=red>weirds</font> <font color=green>language.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:49 pm

Ok, since no one is here but me, I think I'll throw a party for myself!

*Gives a whistle, and in come the redecorators.*

"Ok, boys, I want the bar over there, the stage at that end - no karioke machines this time - the dance floor to be 100 by 100 feet, 15 tables, and no clowns. Now get to work!"
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:56 pm

*The party over, TD snaps his fingers and the cleanup crew begins.*

Well that was some party. Too bad I was too busy to enjoy it. Now let's do something different.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:57 pm

Now it's time for:

<h2>Famous sayings on bumper stickers!</h2>
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:57 pm

The classic:

<h1>SHIT HAPPENS</h1>
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:58 pm

I got this truck for my wife.

<h2>Good trade, huh?</h2>
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:06 pm

Horn not working....

<h2>watch for finger</h2>
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:07 pm

Blondes are God's way of telling uf that we are always better off.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:18 pm

And now here's some more funny stuff from our southern friends.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:20 pm

You might be a Redneck IF...

You use your fishing license as a form of identification.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
Your momma has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
Or your momma knows what "IYAAYAS" means
You were shooting pool when your kids were born.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a coat and grabbing a flashlight.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.
You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
The directions to your house includes the phrase "turn off the paved road".
Your dog and wallet are both on a chain.
Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.
You mow the lawn and you find a car
You divorce, remarry and DO NOT have to change your surname
Or, you remarry three times and still have the same in-laws
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:25 pm

Why education is important

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
The beatings will continue until morale improves. (Spectrum Policy)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. (Does this ring any bells?)
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. (How true this is so many times)
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Are you Dain Bramaged?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
People have one thing in common: they are all different.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:26 pm

Some famous sayings:

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valery

Often it is fatal to live too long.
Racine

Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on.
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader ?
Benjamin Disraeli

The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once.

You always find something in the last place you look.

Beyond each corner new directions lie in wait.
Stanislaw Lec

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Pliny the Elder

I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.
James G. Bennet

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Jules Renard

You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
W.S. Gilbert

W.S. Gilbert:
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exagerating.

A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription:
"When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."

"Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village?"
"We haven't got one; we had one, but he died three weeks ago."

"Hey, somebody cut the end off this rope!"

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Ashleigh Brilliant

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Salvador Dali
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:27 pm

We must maintain a sense of humor. We are reminded of this fact by some of the Basic Laws of Life, of which there are many. Below, I have listed but a few.

Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, then you're probably in the wrong lane.
Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw ups.
Stewart's Law: Its easier to beg for forgiveness than to get permission.
The Cardinal Conundrum: An optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true.
First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
The Laws of Clothing Shopping:
If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.
If the shoe fits, its ugly.
The Law of Healthy Eating: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:27 pm

Everybody has a bad day sometime or another, but...YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN:

You see a 60 Minutes News Team waiting in your office.
You turn on the news, and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your son tells you he wished Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
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Postby TheDUDE on Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:28 pm

Here are a a few things you probably will never hear a Southerner say.

We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Wrasslin's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Elvis who?
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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