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Postby Won-Tolla on Sun Nov 09, 2003 11:44 pm

Simon Jester v2.0 wrote: a Midsummer's Twelfth Night in Winter


And we thought the time scale of this comic was confusing...

It's a half-billion miles to Earth, we've got 1.5 million metric tons of hydrogen, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing spacesuits. Let's roll.


...on the floor laughing all the way. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Malignant_Slurpee on Sun Nov 09, 2003 11:55 pm

allan_ecker wrote:Logan's Run Lola Run
Lola's mysterious ability to reverse time gives her three chances to escape the sandmen!


What?
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Postby Won-Tolla on Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:39 am

Sword of Zorro in the Stone
Merlin gets his hands full putting things right when a meddling time traveller makes Don Diego the rightful heir to England's throne.
You haven't been to the cinema if you haven't seen Sergeant Garcia lose at jousting!

[I actually had a different Sword of lined up for this but that turned out not to be a movie, so I did a quick search on IMDB and picked the first character I knew. I'm still kind of cheating though, according to the cast listing neither of the mentioned characters seem to be in the movie...]
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Postby Feyliya on Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:22 am

Simon Jester v2.0 wrote:Blues Brothers 2001: A Space Odyssey
Jake and Elwood embark on a mission from God and NASA to save a Jovian orphanage from the deranged HAL 9000 computer. Don't miss the brothers' climactic performance of "Daisy, Daisy." It's a half-billion miles to Earth, we've got 1.5 million metric tons of hydrogen, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing spacesuits. Let's roll.


Hmmm....But Jake died in Blues Brothers 2000......? Ah well, the Blues Brothers 2000 plotline wouldn't have worked as well in the description. Kudos on the quote!

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Postby Grifter_T_Wolf on Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:19 am

*laugh* I had been THINKING of doing Pokemon 2001 or 2010, that's just spooky >^-^< But yea Jake can be in that one though, I mean 2001 had us all confused on that too! Though it should be Blues Brothers 2010 if Jake comes back from the dead!

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Postby Won-Tolla on Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:01 am

Wilby gets a cursed magic ring that keeps turning him into a dog until he can rescue his girlfriend who's been taken hostage by a couple of failed bank robbers. It all happens on a

Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
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Postby Grifter_T_Wolf on Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:56 pm

Okay, this is just silly :P

Clueless Clue - Alicia Silverstone and Tim Curry must solve a classic board game murder in the high life of Beverly Hills

Down and Out in the Beverly Hillbillies - Jed Clampett Jr. "comes out" to his family who throw a wedding mixxed in with affairs and strange attractions

Daddy Day Carebears - Eddie Murphy teams up with the carebears to calm down children inciting riots!

-Other BIG Titles-
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
The Quiet American President
Malcom X-Men
JFK-Pak
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Talking of silly...

Postby Won-Tolla on Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:51 pm

Snow White and the Seven Days

When Olga reads the fairy tale to her niece, a translation error gives the girl nightmares that threaten the world peace, and Frank must Backstep to save the princess.

Let's do it again. :wink:
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Postby trpeal on Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:02 pm

Okay, here's some more.

20,000 Leagues of Their Own -- Geena Davis and Kirk Douglas chronicle the myriad undersea women's sports leagues during WWII.

The Magnificent Seven Samurai -- Toshiro Mifune and Brad Pitt are hired to hunt a serial killer that is terrorizing an insolated Mexican border town.

Ernest Saves Private Ryan -- The lovable buffoon lands at Normandy to pull a GI off the front lines so that he can become Santa's successor.

And now, a list of titles:

It's a Wonderful Lifeboat
The Re-Animatrix
The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman

I had some others, but I never seem to think of them when I'm in a position to write them down.... :roll:
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Postby Cosmoseon on Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:54 pm

Knight Rider: The Movie 2000 (Knight Rider 2000 + Pokemon: The Movie 2000)
An older, burned out Micheal Knight, and Kitt, in a big blue 1957 Chevy, must gather evidence in the forms of glowing spheres that can be used to stop three planes from dropping bombs that could destroy the world, and Kitt, in mid movie, is switched into a sleek, futuristic (If ugly) red sports car!

Hmm, that almost sounds like an actual episode...

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Postby Sinistro on Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:44 am

:lol: This thread is hilarious! I'll dare to give it a shot:

Meet Joe Blackadder
The personification of Death incarnates for a day as a member of the despicable Blackadder family, and proceeds to wreak havoc on earth. Don't miss Baldrick as Pestilence! (As if you could.)

Journey to the West Side Story
Continuing their epic journey to recover the sacred Vedic texts, the ragtag company of the Monkey King, Xuanzang, Pigsy and Brother Sand must make peace between the rival New York gangs Dragons and Tigers.

MARVEL at the breathtaking scenery of Chinatown's alleys!

BE AMAZED at how fast Pigsy is chopped up and served in eighteen different hot dog stands!

CRINGE at the Monkey King's lip-unsynching powers!

Rosemary's Baby Boom
When Rosemary Woodhouse, a get-up, go-must-do executive, is told that she has inherited a little baby girl from her great-aunt, she grudgingly takes the infant in. But what will follow is much more than her schedule planned for...

There's something about Mary Reilly
IT'S SHOCKING! IT'S THRILLING! IT'S GROSS! Ben Stiller finally finds his puppy love Mary (magnificently played by Julia Roberts), who works for the prestigious Dr. Jekyll. But the good doctor and his not-so-good assistant, Mr. Hyde, are both after her and out to get Ben. Will he survive and win Mary's heart? And is Dr. Jekyll merely experimenting on really strong hair gel or is he concocting something far more sinister?

The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malcovich
Uh huh. Moving on.

The Rocky Balboa Horror Picture Show
Geriatric wrestler Rocky Balboa (eloquently voiced by Sylvester Stalone) must face his two biggest challenges yet: arthritis and a basic intelligence test designed by the evil mind of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. If Rocky fails to pass, he will be trapped in the mad scientist's castle forever and subjected to all sorts of disturbing experiments!

HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A HAYMAKER CONNECT...BUT CAN HE CONNECT THE DOTS?

HE KNOWS THE ONE-TWO PUNCH... BUT DOES HE KNOW WHAT 1+2 EQUALS?

FIND OUT IN THE ROCKY BALBOA HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

Back to the Once and Future King
Trying to undo his Alzheimer condition, Marty McFly (partially played by Michael J. Fox) travels with Doc Brown to the future in search of a cure. They end up in the court of the reawoken King Arthur, who mistakes them for Bill and Ted. Will they manage to save themselves and Camelot from Morgana LeFay? And why does Mordred look so familiar?

The Curse of The Jade Scorpion King
Woody Allen plays a witty insurance investigator who is hypnotised into thinking he is a strong, brave and dumb warrior of the past every time he hears "Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious". Now he must struggle to regain his self before he actually starts liking his new attitude and taking a tape of Mary Poppins' soundtrack wherever he goes.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider of the Lost Ark
US and UK join forces as Lady Croft and Doctor "Indiana" Jones team up to recover the Ark of the Covenant, find the Ten Commandments, and add to them "Thou shalt worship our franchises, and our franchises only." With a thousande elephants!!!! Sponsored by Sham Harga's House of Ribs (Thou Shalt EAT them and jolly well like them!!)*

*These make sense if you have read Discworld's "Moving Pictures"
The word "wizard" is said to originate from the ancient "wyz-ars", literally "someone who, at bottom, is very smart."
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Postby trpeal on Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:26 pm

A Slap Shot in the Dark -- Jacques Clouseau joins the Charlestown Chiefs to investigate a series of murders that only seem to turn up when the Hanson Brothers are around.
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Postby Grifter_T_Wolf on Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:23 pm

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures in Babysitting
Field of What Dreams May Come
Interview with a Vampire in Brooklyn
Halloween H2O'brother Where Art Thou?
Far and Spirited Away
The Time Machine Wore Tennis Shoes

THIS title had me going for a bit!
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Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:49 am

Can Jack the Ripper redeem himself by using H.G. Wells' time machine to save a child locked into an air tight bank vault without causing a time paradox? For that matter, can he pronounce that sentence in one breath? Find out in

Time after Time Lock
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Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:57 am

Grifter_T_Wolf wrote:THIS title had me going for a bit!
Conan the Barber


Or for that matter, The Barbarian of Seville...
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Postby trpeal on Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:09 am

Won-Tolla wrote:
Grifter_T_Wolf wrote:THIS title had me going for a bit!
Conan the Barber


Or for that matter, The Barbarian of Seville...

Or even Conan the Barbarella....

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Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:35 am

*tries to picture a crossdressing Cimmerian*

*head explodes*
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Is nothing sacred??

Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:33 pm

If you value your sanity, stay away from the cinema when John Travolta goes to Klondike in this disco remake of a Chaplin classic.

Saturday Night Gold Fever

If you choose to ignore the above warning, keep a barf bag handy for the notorious scene where John, in a sudden fit of hunger and a dubious homage to Elvis, cooks and eats his blue suede shoes.


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Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:54 pm

A River Runs Through Stephen King's IT

Seven re-reunited youths join forces with a couple of peaceful fly fishers to battle the evil clown Pennywise during a flash flood. 'Nuf said.
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Postby Won-Tolla on Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:06 pm

Grifter_T_Wolf wrote:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures in Babysitting


Bill: Hey Ted, listen! The kid just said his first word.
Toddler: DUDE!
Ted: Awesome!
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Postby EddieBaker on Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:18 pm

The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut
Family values clash as a clan of cunning cannibals falls upon an all-American swingers' RV-ing club in the Nevada desert.

Monster Dog Soldiers
A squad of British infantryman must hold out til dawn against a werewolf rock band led by Alice Cooper.

28 Days . . . Later
Once-recovered alcoholic Sandra Bullock comes down off a four-week bender during which she never noticed that the country was being overrun by flesh-eating, berserk zombies.

All Dog Soldiers go to Heaven
Slain Scottish werewolves are given the chance to return to Earth as guardian angels.

Indiana Jones and the Shaolin Temple of Doom
Indy and Short Round face off against a kung fu cult and the Japanese Army while searching for a sacred golden Buddha statue. (Interesting note, Ke Huy Kwan is now a fight choreographer)

Batman: Mask of the Phantom of the Park
You wanted the best, you got the best! In this epic, animated superhero teamup, the Gotham Knights join forces with The Hottest Band in the World- KISS, as they square off against the evil triad of Bane, The Riddler and megalomanical theme park engineer Abner Devereaux!

Mighty Ducks: From Ducks til Dawn
The youth hockey team traveling to a championship match El Rey stops at a roadside dive for a night of R&R, and must high-stick a brothel full of bloodsuckers, or find themselves in pinewood penalty boxes for eternity!
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Postby Won-Tolla on Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:36 am

Baby I'm Back to the Future
Great Scott! Ray Ellis returns home after seven years to find a few more changes than expected. Not only has he been pronounced dead, but his wife, considering herself a widow, is about to remarry. Can Doc Brown help put things straight without causing too many time paradoxes?
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Postby Grifter_T_Wolf on Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:19 pm

The Sixth Sense & Sensibility
The Green 8 Mile
Big Trouble in Little Women
Inner-Space Balls
Dream Catcher in the Rye

LOL I try to keep it up, just the concept of these titles are hillarious to me :D

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Postby trpeal on Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:39 pm

Grifter_T_Wolf wrote:Big Trouble in Little Women

How did this one fare with the MPAA? :o

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max -- Spencer Tracy pursues Mel Gibson across a post-apocalyptic Australian Outback in search of the Toecutter's buried treasure.

How Green Was My Valley of the Gwanji -- Turn of the Century Welsh coal miners unearth a terror from Earth's prehistoric past. Special effects by Ray Harryhausen.

Reds River Valley -- Warren Beatty leads a group of American Bolsheviks in disrupting the construction of a dam, only to be thwarted by Roy Rogers and Gabby Hayes.

Ice Castles Zebra -- The less said about this one, the better.

Blade Runner -- Wesley Snipes battles replicant vampires before running off with Sean Young. (The director's cut has a darker ending and no narration.)

Seven Samurai for Seven Brothers -- Don't ask.
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Postby Won-Tolla on Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:11 pm

Seven Samurai Days
Parker's time sphere overloads before launch, and he finds himself trapped in the middle of "Shogun". Or is it just the Japanese chapter of the SCA?
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