The Most Offensive Tribune Ever!

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The Most Offensive Tribune Ever!

Postby AisA on Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:53 am

Having read the latest Rothland Tribune, I feel the need to register my complaint. I am sincerely offended by the content of this editorial, and demand immediate, sincere written apologies from you, all living relatives, and anyone who's ever been amused by anything you have to say.

Failure to provide the required apology will result in your domicile being picketed by serious looking individuals in leather dusters, wispy vegetarians in Birkenstocks singing refrains of "Redemption Songs", and large, loud women with bullhorns who feel they are being treated unfairly by the CBC. In addition, you will be called a variety of nasty names in Objectivist news forums and chat groups, including, but not limited to, "social metaphysician", "second-hander", "anti-life propagandist" and "Mr. Sillyhead Poopoopants."

I trust you will take this rebuttal in the true spirit in which it is offered and see fit to retract your inflammatory statements, and that you will govern yourself much better in the future so as to avoid reoffending.

I also would like to know where you got that information about my mother. I was told that the file was sealed.
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:34 am

I am offended by your offensive offendedness and your offensive way of presenting you being offended.

Now pardon me while I go into this corner and whimper.
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Postby mouse on Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:43 pm

i am offended by your whimpering, as i feel it may encourage small children to do the same. for the sake of the small children, i am going to file an injunction against you and all other whimperers, whiners, wusses and corner-sitters. and i'm going to have you investigated by congress.
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Postby kmd on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:28 am

I am offended by your avatar, as surely a green glowing radioactive mouse is a sign of some strain of mouse flu that will surely mutate within 24 hours and become a worldwide pandemic and kill us all!
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Postby Limax on Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:42 am

I am offended that you would dare use an avatar that's obviously from another comic in this discussion forum. You should be more sensitive of how people on this forum would feel by seeing that here.
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Postby AisA on Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:42 am

I see your offense...and raise you some moral indignation and one hissy fit.
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Postby mikejcpt on Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:01 pm

AisA, I am offended by your hissy fit! And Limax, I'm offended by the offense you've taken since your avatar's head was ripped off another comic. ;-)
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Postby Limax on Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:46 pm

I'm offended that you said I ripped the head off of another comic. I used a chainsaw.
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Postby mouse on Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:24 pm

i am offended by your use of a chainsaw, and the potential of anyone else using any sort of noisy, smelly, powered, hand-held tool. and i'm filing an injuction.
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Postby AisA on Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:57 pm

Mouse, I'm offended at your use of a file on an injunction. Everyone knows a belt sander is more effective.
Oh...and I'm offended at your use of e.e.cummings style punctuation. Buy a keyboard with capital letters.
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Postby Limax on Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:48 pm

I'M OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD USE LOWER-CASE LETTERS AT ALL. I'M ALSO OFFENDED BY MOUSE'S USE OF THREE-SYLLABLE WORDS. ARE TWO SYLLABLES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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Postby Lynn on Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:41 pm

I'm offended by the fact that none of you has managed to properly offend me!

Buncha wishy-washy, mamby-pamby, non-offenders!
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Postby Limax on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:17 pm

I'm offended that you said you weren't offended. By your own admission, you were offend by not being offended, so you were really offended.

Also, I don't like your shoes. They offend me.
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Postby Lynn on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:12 am

You don't like my Mephistos?

What could POSSIBLY be offensive about something named after Mephistopheles? :evil:
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Postby Limax on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:18 am

The fact that it wasn't named after Beezelbub.
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Postby mouse on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:10 pm

i am offended by all these references to demonic and devilish characters, particularly since they are all male. i demand equal representation from appropriately high-minded goddesses and creatures of light.

AND I CAN TALK IN CAPITALS IF I WANT....i'm just offended by all the _shouting_.

so i want you all to start talking very very quietly.
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Postby mikejcpt on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:21 pm

I'm offended that you think we are shouting. I just talk loud. Next you'll be offended by the color purple. :-)
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Postby mouse on Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:55 pm

i am so deeply offended by the color purple i must write in orange to negate it.
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