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AAAARRRAAAaarrrggghhhHHHH!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2002 9:20 am
by mouse
_first_ my stupid work computer freezes up every two minutes and then i get home and get a message that the bb is overloaded and now even when it lets me on it takes forever! i HATE computers!

this is just to let you all know i haven't been ignoring you (i have, after all, learned that this is futile) - i am merely experiencing Technical Difficulties. so don't say too much till i get back, or i'll never catch up (not that that will help)

(and btw, kilo - i saw you browsing here yesterday. i know you're out there. and i just want you to know, whatever evil plan it is you are working on for your reappearance, just remember - deep down, i really like you.)

Re: AAAARRRAAAaarrrggghhhHHHH!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2002 5:42 pm
by Major Tom
mouse wrote:_first_ my stupid work computer freezes up every two minutes and then i get home and get a message that the bb is overloaded and now even when it lets me on it takes forever! i HATE computers!


Can't say it's got naught to do with your hardware, but the forums had been slow, starting yesterday (Friday) morning...seem ok at the time of this post...


mouse wrote:this is just to let you all know i haven't been ignoring you (i have, after all, learned that this is futile)


well.... DUUuuuuhhHH!

mouse wrote:...so don't say too much till i get back, or i'll never catch up (not that that will help)


ask me no promises, I tell you no lies

mouse wrote:(and btw, kilo - i saw you browsing here yesterday. i know you're out there. and i just want you to know, whatever evil plan it is you are working on for your reappearance, just remember - deep down, i really like you.)


Don't listen to her, she's just using you. I'm your Real Friend...



...Can I have Ireland?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2002 9:25 am
by mouse
he's lying to you, kilo - he's been saying all _kinds_ of stuff about you. he deserves no better than tierra del fuego. _i_, on the other hand, clearly deserve all of western europe.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2002 5:39 am
by Major Tom
*smugly considers mouse's dealings with France*

*BIG evil grin*


Yes. Clearly.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2002 2:56 pm
by mouse
hey, i'll be an overlord - i won't _have_ to deal with france. i'll just sit around eating cheese and ordering the peasants around.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2002 9:58 am
by Major Tom
If you don't deal with them, they will withhold cheese...




...and peasants

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 1:59 pm
by mouse
nonsense - i also have the germans. i'll just march them on in. or the belgians, maybe - somehow i suspect there's a lot of supressed anti-french feelings there.

or i could stick with swiss cheese.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:05 pm
by Major Tom
mouse wrote:nonsense - i also have the germans. i'll just march them on in. or the belgians, maybe - somehow i suspect there's a lot of supressed anti-french feelings there.


oh yeah, like THAT's a tough bet to call...


mouse wrote:or i could stick with swiss cheese.


nope, sorry, too dry...



...doesn't stick.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:09 pm
by mouse
you gotta catch it young - try a new emmanthaler sometime - you end up having to lick it off the knife. (which was a _real_ incentive to invest in a cheese slicer)

PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2002 2:11 pm
by Major Tom
that explains the lisp, too.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:29 pm
by mouse
actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 8:22 pm
by Major Tom
mouse wrote:actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....



...that's what they said at AOL..

PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:40 pm
by Antarius
mouse wrote:actually, it allows me to speak with forked tongue....


Well that's just dandy - I am unable to get on for over a week (bloody forum problems!) and the reptillian influence on the board gets taken away from me and given to a mouse!


I'm shocked and dismayed at this act. Wasn't I draconic enough for ya?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:25 am
by Major Tom
nonono, that's not it...




...truthfully, you dracon and on and on....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:06 pm
by Antarius
Ahhh, but the early bird gets the Wyrm...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:42 pm
by mouse
which sounds to me like an excellent reason to stay in bed...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:30 am
by Antarius
Lest this Wyrm gets the early bird? :evil:

PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:59 am
by mouse
ummm... yeah, that too.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:21 pm
by Major Tom
Antarius wrote:Lest this Wyrm gets the early bird? :evil:



I don't know about "early"...


...but I've never seen anyone inspire quite so many birds any faster...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:50 pm
by Limax
Oh... that explains the mopeds and gokarts...