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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:19 pm

Faeries are like that. I think it's something to do with Gaelic spelling.

Like Daemons. They're tetchy too...

As for Dragons... Don't get me started!
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:45 am

Antarius wrote:As for Dragons... Don't get me started!


Trust me...


...not only will I not, if I ever get my hands on the guy that first did...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:27 am

Don't you think he's suffered enough?

I made him my proof reader...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:51 am

Poor fellow...


...I hope the death-benefits portion of his package has a suicide clause...


...for your sake, that is.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 26, 2002 1:20 pm

or at the very least, a suicide pact...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:37 pm

That happened to a previous one...


... Anyone remember "Heaven's Gate?"
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:48 am

But they got new shoes, right? So it was worth it.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:54 pm

Note that I ensured they couldn't breed...



... It's called "Chlorinating the Gene Pool..."
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:37 pm

you have never, apparently, seen a cockroach in running shoes.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:55 pm

Erm... What does a cockroach have to do with eunuchs?


And no, I'm not referring to the best Operating System design here...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:06 am

I was thinking of chlorination more along the lines of extinction, as opposed to sterilization.


In any case, just when you think you got the last of 'em, more come crawling out of the woodwork.


Like Shakers.
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:40 pm

yeah, but the shakers were celibate - i don't think roaches are into that. as to - wait - what _was_ ant talking about?
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:46 pm

Ermmm.... Ways to punish people who get me started?
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:20 pm

ok - definitely we want enforced celibacy for _them_. those are _exactly_ the sorts of people we don't want reproducing.

of course, the shakers kept going a good while using adoption.....
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 30, 2002 8:17 pm

And genocide on a religious basis has been frowned on since the Inquisition, the 100 Year War and the Crusades...


Oh, silly me... No it hasn't!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:06 pm

Antarius wrote:And genocide on a religious basis has been frowned on since the Inquisition, the 100 Year War and the Crusades...


Oh, silly me... No it hasn't!



*pssst*

no sneakin' yer snacking 'scuses 'round 'ere, boub. We 'ere know'at religion tisn't genet'c.


faaah!
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:24 pm

Sorry, couldn't understand you with that accent...

Did you say "We all know that religion isn't pathetic?"



(Whad'ya mean, "I'm fired?!")[/i]
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:57 am

(((((((((((That(('s))) parenthetic))))))))))
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Postby mouse on Thu Sep 12, 2002 2:23 pm

well, obviously - it's your parenth who thtart taking you to church as a child, after all.
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Postby Limax on Thu Sep 12, 2002 2:25 pm

Yeth... churth ith what did me inth....
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:36 pm

I hate priests...




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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:39 am

get stuck in your teeth?
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:45 pm

Holy heartburn...
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 15, 2002 6:03 am

...Bratman!
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Postby Antarius on Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:00 pm

Nah - he was a brilliant cricketer... I wouldn't touch him.
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