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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:17 pm

Well, I note that we've lost two of the moderators from the board. Obviously we're not being moderator-worthy enough!

This worries me - I don't want to see Ian become redundant, so I decided to give him some work to do.

How? By starting a really naughty thread.

What about?

You guessed it... CHESS!


Aha! Shocked you, didn't it!

Yes, that's right. The Forbidden game (link is to Bruno the Bandit archives)!


I know it won't be long until this post is completely moderated, so be quick to see the (drool) chess pics that I'm going to serve up for you!

Just a sample of what is to come:

Tim Mann's Chess
KnightCap - in 3D!
Instant Chess!
WolffChess!

or a premium, pay porn site:

The Internet Chess Club!


But wait! There's more!

Send all of your credit card details, your neighbours credit card details and your dog's credit card details for access to the following!

Bikini-Clad Chess!
Underage Chess!
Chess with two women!
Voyeur Chess! (They don't know the webcam is there!)
Animal Chess!
Celebrity Chess!


That's enough for now... I need a cold shower!


:evil:

Cheers,

Antarius of Pr0n
Resistance is Chess...

(Side note: While Ian's old strips are still masterpieces, with penmanship that still surpasses most comic strips, it's good to look back at some of the older strips to see how his style has continued to evolve. Compare the "Forbidden Game" with the current storyline and you can see just how far it has come! Take note of the facial expressions, the bulging muscles etc!)
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Postby Limax on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:40 pm

Mmmmm....yeeesssss.... chesssssss. How I long for a good game where the knight can jump the queen.....
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:31 pm

Antarius wrote:Bikini-Clad Chess!
Chess with two women!


ok, i'm tired of all this male-chauvenistic chess. i want chess in speedos! chess with _men_! full frontal chess, even!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:52 pm

....Rooks hung like knights...

...pawns the size of bishops

...yeah, yeah, yeah
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Postby Limax on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:25 pm

I just bought tile chess recently from SJG. You play wihtout a board, and it's a melee that can have up to six people playing. What fun! (Oh, I also own Knightmare Chess and Knightmare Chess II)
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:28 pm

Sounds beyond me.

I know which way to slide what pieces and that's about it.












OH! and losing -- very good at losing.
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:34 pm

i just like playing with the horsies.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:48 pm

Now, see, I can just picture that. :lol:
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Postby Limax on Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:57 pm

I love chess, I'm just not very good at it. Thus, I buy all these variations so that I can have the advantage of the other player not knowing the rules. :P
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Postby Ian McDonald on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:43 pm

Antarius wrote:
(Side note: While Ian's old strips are still masterpieces, with penmanship that still surpasses most comic strips, it's good to look back at some of the older strips to see how his style has continued to evolve. Compare the "Forbidden Game" with the current storyline and you can see just how far it has come! Take note of the facial expressions, the bulging muscles etc!)


Are you referring to my facial expressions and bulging muscles, or Bruno's?

Just curious,
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:03 pm

Ian McDonald wrote:Are you referring to my facial expressions and bulging muscles, or Bruno's?


Of course I was referring to you.

I mean, the "I look like I'm constipated" facial expressions as you try to use that puny (or punny) brain of yours are funny enough.

Add to that, the straining 'muscles' as you try to pick up a pencil, and it's just plain hilarious! (j/k)

:D


(That'll teach you not to moderate my pR0N post about chess!) :D

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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:40 am

Antarius wrote:(That'll teach you not to moderate my pR0N post about chess!) :D



Heheheheh -- Thanks, Ian -- whatever it was, we trust you. :wink:
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 19, 2002 8:13 pm

I complimented you.


It had to be censored. Immediately. Lest you be encouraged...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:51 am

Admission is just as good.


I am now officially unstoppable.
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:43 am

wait - we could have stopped you before??
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:54 am

heh heh heh.


too late NOW!!
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:09 pm

Oh hell!

The beginning of the prophecy has come true...


Time to watch out for flying echidnas next...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:39 am

lead by a bandersnatch.
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Postby mouse on Wed Aug 21, 2002 12:39 pm

flying echidnas? follow, no doubt, by bouncing spleens? see - you _do_ know butch!
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:02 pm

Read the appendix of your encyclopedia, mouse...

I said echidnas not kidneys.

It's a monotreme...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:44 am

Those are fun to ride...

..but I always wonder how they don't fall off the track.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:02 am

Crazy glue...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:12 am

That explains the schedule delays...
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:10 pm

i've only ever ridden the one at disneyland - i figured it was the suspension of disbelief that gave that nice smooth ride...
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 2:11 pm

Naw -

They tried to use the suspension of disbelief, but the faeries union (Local bibbitybobbityboo) beat 'em back.
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