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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:52 pm

Shush -- now you're just publically fanticizing.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 11, 2002 2:33 am

Major Tom wrote:Shush -- now you're just publically fanticizing.


"fanticizing..."

Hmmmm. Let's check Webster... Nope, suggests "fantasizing." Oh, you mean "fantacising?!"


No, I'm not fantacising. The complete lack of chocolate is a dead giveaway!
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 11, 2002 8:22 am

And if I meant what you'd said, then you'd be right...

...but no, so not, so there.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:40 pm

wait - "fanticizing"...... "infanticize" is killing infants .... so "fanticize" would be doing in non-infants (aka "fants") ..... is it just me, or do we keep getting back to antarius eating people?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 13, 2002 4:27 am

It's inevitable -- once you have a taste of Wil Riker and Leif Garrett, you just can't stop.
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 13, 2002 3:08 pm

if that's the way his tastes run, i'm not sure i _want_ to stop him. suppose he'd like to nibble on adam sandler?
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 13, 2002 4:31 pm

Welllll...

...junmk food is bad enough -- but you really expect to eat that $^!+?
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Postby mouse on Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:13 pm

well, ant could always spit him out - as long as he chewed him well first.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:32 am

It would still take an awfully large Mentos to get rid of the taste.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 18, 2002 4:32 am

You want me to do what with Adam Sandler?!


I have taste, you know...

He's more of a Suppository...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 19, 2002 6:34 am

Antarius wrote:
He's more of a Suppository...



:o


...ummm, ooooookayy...

...you go ahead -- I'll be in the next thread.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:06 pm

it's the hospital stay - coursens the sensibilities. any place where perfect strangers come in and query you on the most personal of activities, while taking notes, and often in front of witnesses - well, you can see where it would distort one's sense of decorum.


not that ant ever _had_ one of those, of course.....
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:16 pm

mouse wrote:...well, you can see where it would distort one's sense of decorum.


not that ant ever _had_ one of those, of course.....


Yes, the fuzzy purple dashboard on his green El Dorado gave me half a hint.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:30 pm

Two questions:

1) What's an El Dorado

2) What's a sense of decorum?
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Postby mouse on Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:51 am

it's one of those extra-sensory sort of senses - you know, like a sense of proportion.
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:01 pm

That explains Ant's failure to understand, then ...



...he's totally out of proportion.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:06 pm



Yech! Monstrosities like that almost make me want to convert so that I can thank Ghod that we don't get the old US petrol-drinkers over here!


Take it out back and shoot it, I tell ya!


Major Tom wrote:2) can't help you there


I guess not.

Anyone on this board know what a 'cents of decorum is?'
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:47 am

I think it something to do with fishing.



..on cars -- what's the most popular mode of transportation over there?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:36 pm

<tourist crap>

Oh, we all ride the many kangaroos that hop down the main street!

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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:01 pm

wow - that must make even a truck suspension feel good in comparison.....in a caddy, you wouldn't even know you were moving. no wonder they appall you.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:20 pm

that, and it's really tough to get the roo guts off the grill...
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:48 pm

i should think you'd be happy to get one on the grill - imagine if you got it in mid-hop and it came through the windshield. you'd have ant in your lap.

or....wait.... did you mean grill as in barby? you're supposed to disembowel them _before_ you grill them - not only is cleanup easier, it does _wonders_ for the taste.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 22, 2002 2:09 pm

D'oh !!

Thanks for the tip.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:26 pm

mouse wrote:i should think you'd be happy to get one on the grill - imagine if you got it in mid-hop and it came through the windshield.


<serious>

Been there, done that.

That was Near-Death-Experience #4.

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Sadly, it was the day after I had my car back on the road when the engine died...

Fortunately, after a good dose of adrenaline, a friend to put the poor thing out of its misery (the roo, not the car - that was 10 years later, with a different owner), a tow home, a jack, a new radiator, a new bonnet*, a new front quarter panel, paint, time and money, it was back on the road.

And the bonnet looked just like a toboggin! Although, riding it down the hill at my farm wasn't exactly comfortable. 'specially the prickle bushes...



* Translation for the US: Bonnet = Hood
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