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Postby mouse on Fri Sep 20, 2002 1:28 pm

he likes to throw himself into his work.
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Sep 21, 2002 3:11 am

I tried that one time...








...I remember -- I was working in a knife factory...
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Postby mouse on Sat Sep 21, 2002 8:42 pm

ah - no wonder you find the subject of job cutbacks so painful.
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 22, 2002 5:13 am

I have a lot of troubles taking oaths, too....




...Anyone says, "Razor right hand" to me and I just wince...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:29 pm

Eeek, sorry Limax! You're right!

I forgot that mouse would breed so well - all of those child processes going on!

Maybe a Kill -HUP?


Major Tom wrote:I have a lot of troubles taking oaths, too....


'Ken Oath.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:30 am

YO -- Ant, you haven't told us...


...why have you been ginsu long?
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:43 am

Is there a free set of stake knives to go with that comment?

(I hate it when they leave my victims tied to a stake. They're so chewy!)
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:14 am

Antarius wrote:Is there a free set of stake knives to go with that comment?


Naa - it was basically pointless.
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Postby mouse on Mon Sep 23, 2002 1:05 pm

all right, enough cutting remarks. he axed nicely, after all.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 1:36 pm

Not my intention to cut, lass.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:46 pm

Sharp as a stick of butter, 'e is.

Ignore 'im, mouse. The bible says to watch out for creatures with cleaver-n feet.
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Postby mouse on Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:35 pm

y'know, one could get into an interesting theological discussion here. as i understand it, 'clean' animals must have cloven feet - but the devil has cloven feet. so is the devil kosher?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:44 am

How cute: the mouse is giving us a lecture on "unclean" animals...

God wrote: Lev 11:29 "And these are unclean to you among the swarming things that swarm upon the earth: the weasel, the mouse, the great lizard according to its kind,"



Feh! Have you ever noticed how redundant God's sentences are?

I mean, if God was so almighty, how come "His Book" is so damned boring? Shouldn't it be as exciting as, say, Dean R Koontz, Anne Rice or even Douglas Adams?



(Sorry; you can't make the non-Christian priest quote the Bible and then not make a smart-arsed comment to rectify the matter. That's like expecting a cat that has just fallen down, not to lick its arse and pretend it never happened!) 8)

Of course, you can see that God and I have had a little bit of banter going at each other for a long time. What with "the Great Lizard" comment he made above.

He did that to get back at me for sticking itching powder in his tunic.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:26 am

yeah...


...and just look at what he did to your butt.
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Postby mouse on Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:11 pm

man, no wonder they have so many problems in the middle east, if the place is swarming with weasels....

today's bible quiz: is an ossifrage clean or unclean?

extra credit: what on earth is an ossifrage?
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Postby Limax on Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:16 pm

Antarius wrote:Eeek, sorry Limax! You're right!


This day will go down in history for me.

mouse wrote:extra credit: what on earth is an ossifrage?


That's what I stick my beer in... duh!
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