Violence & BtB

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Violence & BtB

Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:56 am

Tsk tsk Fiona.

Such violence. So unbecoming... So...


Ah, what the hell. I'm saying it and even I don't buy it!

Give 'im a good whack. And don't stop 'til you knock some sense in!
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Re: Violence & BtB

Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:04 am

Antarius wrote:And don't stop 'til you knock some sense in!



Now, now -- Ian only updates thrice weekly -- I'd like to see more story before Christmas, thank-you.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:51 am

But... But... But... Gratuitous Violence is the first step to Syndication!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:59 am

Next Step: Vacation Re-Runs!!!
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:02 pm

then commercial tie-ins....
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:22 pm

Awww, please, anything but product placement...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:09 pm

"Stooge Ex-Bandit Puppet Kings all have very busy lifestyles. That's why, when my Ring of Rebound gives me that cramped, bloated feeling, I use New Peyote's Aspirin! It gives me the ability to continue to alienate myself, even during the hardest times..."



That'll be 1000 Sov's...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:44 pm

I think the peyote coyote needs to work into that somewhere...maybe the mascot
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 10:39 pm

Unfortunately, he was still in contract when they were looking for mascots.

Now they've got some teenish-century literary character. Don Coyote or something... Contractual obligations...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:32 am

Antarius wrote:Contractual obligations...


I recommend some Pepto, or at least a few charcoal tablets.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:37 am

We don't have Pep-Abysmal here... :-?

As for indigestion, it's much better to just eat more of the food that upsets your stomach. In my case, I need to eat more humans...

:evil:


Don't worry - you don't count...
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:51 am

Antarius wrote:In my case, I need to eat more humans...


Do you take requests?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:14 am

I take anything that's too slow to outrun me...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:37 am

well, at least worms and grubs have plently of protein-value.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:37 pm

Major Tom wrote:well, at least worms and grubs have plently of protein-value


You do?!


Goody... :evil:
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:09 am

Wipe your chin; it's unbecoming.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:03 pm

Shaddup, Worm!


Cheers,

Wyrm.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:09 pm

No, no no, silly -- "embodiment of Spring".

But I know Wyrm...

...I can introduce you, if you insist...
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:29 am

No, no, no! "Dead man walking..."
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:55 am

Dancing, lizard, and that's immortal
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:45 pm

i think that's where he's trying to put you....

immortal peril.
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:50 pm

Perhaps - but then, whatever he's trying to do is immorterial.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:38 pm

Stupid dancing fairy...
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:22 am

You're muttering again -- anger issues, eh?
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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 10, 2002 4:49 pm

Bloody dancing major fairy nancy boy...
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