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Postby mouse on Wed Sep 04, 2002 1:07 pm

i'd stick with eyeshadow, myself. too easy to overdo the blush.
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 05, 2002 3:53 am

I'll have to take your advice; makeup advice from a laboratory mouse is a very, very keen thing indeed! :D
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Postby mouse on Thu Sep 05, 2002 3:19 pm

actually, i am no longer a laboratory mouse - i am a computer mouse.

best not to ask what that's done to my eyesight....
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 05, 2002 5:34 pm

All of those people thumping their hands down on you and hitting your head must get to be a real drag...

But think of it this way; if someone decides that they want a "cordless" mouse, then you'll be a shoe-in for the next production of "Three Blind Mice."
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Postby mouse on Fri Sep 06, 2002 12:00 pm

Antarius wrote:All of those people thumping their hands down on you and hitting your head must get to be a real drag...


yeah - you would not believe how testy some people get when you tell them their analysis will take a while.

oh, wait ....you thought.....heh. and here i thought somehow you were on to our intraoffice dynamics.
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 09, 2002 8:54 pm

Office dienamics...



,,, when they line you all up against the wall and randomly lay you off?
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:21 pm

Which, of course, is the inevitable result of a hostile takeover.
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:44 am

I've always appreciated the goodbye parties...


...you know, where they roll in the "outplacement" catapult?
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Postby Antarius on Thu Sep 12, 2002 4:01 pm

Abba-so-lutely! That's where I get to practice catching food in my mouth...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:34 am

So THAT's why unemployment is so low...
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:39 am

Yeah, but why my Cholesterol is so high...
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:14 am

junk bond traders?
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Postby Antarius on Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:44 pm

Worse... Life-insurance salesman^h^h^hpeople, telemarketters, and the guy who invented "pop-under" ads for porn sites...
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Sep 15, 2002 6:06 am

welll...



...that isn't exactly brainfood, now, is it?
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Postby mouse on Sun Sep 15, 2002 10:53 pm

yeah - talk about your empty calories.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:49 pm

But slightly more nutritional value than that guy who dressed up in red-and-white striped socks and a red wig at one of the burger joints.

Ronald, I think his name was. He was a real clown, anyway...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:24 am

Yeah - made it difficult not to want to play with your food a bit...
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:44 am

Nah. I gave that up after that one game of chess that I lost.



Oh, crikey! I've mentioned the "C" word on the forum again!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Sep 23, 2002 8:22 am

*[/i]stuffs a red plastic disk in Ant's mouth[/i]*

Have a checker, mate.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:31 pm

Major Tom wrote:*[/i]stuffs a red plastic disk in Ant's mouth[/i]*


Listen, if you're gonna Slash everywhere, at least get the kilo-mop and clean it up afterwards.

*slaps forehad*

Gawd, of all the messy and disgusting things...



Major Tom wrote:Have a checker, mate.


Nah, don't like "Checks." They taste almost as bad as Swedes. (And some of them are all rubbery and bouncy...)
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:58 am

hmmm, ok...in that case, you best ignore the postman for a few days.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:49 am

Nah. That whole "Check's in the mail" bit is a myth.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:25 am

It isn't my fault if he can't hit the damned box.
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