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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:19 am

No wonder. :wink:
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:17 pm

And it made me the bad-ass that I am today.


No, seriously. I'm not good at being a donkey in the slightest!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:34 pm

Don't sell yourself short -- you are quite the ass.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 11:15 pm

With present company being over critical mass, it was inevitable that I'd begin to grasp the basics.


I've got a long way to go to match my mentor, though. Its' name is "Major Tom."
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:24 am

Hey - I have never been critical of your mass...


...now that you mention it, though...
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:38 am

I can empathise with that huge dwaggie from one of the earlier strips...

Though in my case, it is more-so "The Camera-man adds 2 tonnes..." :evil:
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:58 am

With the obvious heartburn you suffer I suggest refaining from Mexican, Hunan and Szechwan for a while.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:12 am

Oh, but I like exotic food...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:30 am

Nope - it's strictly Brit and Spaniard for at least 3 weeks. For your own good. Wild game is fair, but don't overdo.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:59 am

What about those twonks from the US? They are British Exports, of course...
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:22 am

Prepare for REAL backfire -- pure obession with junk food and greasy beef, they are.
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:24 pm

That's okay - reptiles can eat as much Saturated Fat as they want. It's impossible for them to get fat!

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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:07 am

*quick and inconspicuous head-to-tail double-take*

errrumm, I'll take your word for that?
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:07 pm

Ever see a game of dragon golf?

It's played using the tail for a club.


You can be the ball...
(Do your best Chevy Chase impersonation. I'll give you the lobotomy, free!)
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:57 pm

*dances haphazrdly up the silly demon's spine, leaving occotillo and ragweed growing from between his scales and out his ears*




"Run, run, as fast as you can..."
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:21 pm

Major Tom wrote:"Run, run, as fast as you can..."


"I might not catch you, but my fire breath Can!"


(And I haven't brushed for a decade or two...)
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:06 am

I'll say - you still have some of Leif Garrett's fringe lodged between your molars.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:30 am

Hey, you can't hold that against me... That was during my "crappy junk food" days.

And, erm... I didn't swallow! Or was that inhale?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:53 am

Antarius wrote:
And, erm... I didn't swallow! Or was that inhale?


...So he either jumped in, or he's still hanging onto you epiglotis?
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:22 pm

Nah... I only *liked* his music. So I spat.
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Postby Major Tom on Tue Aug 20, 2002 6:14 am

Kinda made me more want to vomit...
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Postby Antarius on Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:20 pm

Aw, c'mon... My spit isn't that bad... I'm not a black dragon...



Oh, sorry... His music. That's fair enough then.
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:52 am

Antarius wrote:Aw, c'mon... My spit isn't that bad... I


This coming from the lizard with the avatar that makes Backdraft look like a family barbeque... :wink:
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Postby Antarius on Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:37 pm

Bad case of heartburn; the last politician I ate, I didn't agree with...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 26, 2002 5:03 am

Got in a heated debate, didya?
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