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A warrior (Bruno) and a small dragon (Fiona) team up for fun and plunder in this fantasy comic strip.

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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:53 am

pssst - look at the large lovely ears -- it's a clue.
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Postby mouse on Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:09 pm

Antarius wrote:Genius, I'd say!


::blushes modestly::
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:13 pm

mouse wrote:
Antarius wrote:Genius, I'd say!


::blushes modestly::


At least you're fully aware of your modesty -- commendable. :wink:
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:34 pm

Yeah, but she's not as modest as me!

After all, one of the greatest things about me is my modesty!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 02, 2002 5:32 am

Yes, yes, Ant; we know --

You're "modest and well behaved and you don't smell funny either."
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:24 pm

*insert witty comeback here*
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:53 pm

*top witty comeback, with neat turn of phrase*
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:10 pm

* disparaging remark regarding mouse's parentage *

* Comparisons between horses' rectum and mouse's appearance *
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Postby mouse on Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:29 pm

*deft change of subject, ignoring antarius' crude remarks, while neatly skewering him in turn*
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:39 pm

* snorts of derision whilst postulating about mouse's affinity for chocolate covered rabbits *
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:02 am

*slow and sad head shaking, reminding one and all that surely madness has taken hold*
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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:31 am

* picks nose, examines "raw product" and flicks it at a random passer by *
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Postby mouse on Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:10 am

Major Tom wrote:*slow and sad head shaking, reminding one and all that surely madness has taken hold*


*expression of disbelief that it has taken major tom this long to notice*

*comment noting similarities between antarius and kilo*

*expressions of appreciation for chocolate-covered rabbits*
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:41 am

*[/i]near-unbearable chagrin[/i]*

*admittance of benefit-of-the-doubt gone awry*

*sly branding of "NOSE PICKER" on a certain lizard's back*
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 3:38 am

* heart breaks at comparisons between himself and kilo *

* uncontrollable flow of tears, with head bowed. *

* manic depression and suicidal tendencies follow *
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:40 am

*shoos away manic depression*

*continues to enjoy Suicidal Tendancies jam session*
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:43 am

* whimpers sadly and mopes *

* complains about patronising doors *

* whimpers and looks at mouse, sadly *
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:52 am

* ponders an intellect the size of a small galaxy, reduced to serving tea and biscuits*
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:16 am

*sits and rusts in the parking lot at the restaurant at the end of the universe*
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:23 am

*odres anuver garklbrastler*
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:06 am

* talks to a passing bush *
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:20 am

*watches as his hands turn into fish sandwiches*
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:17 pm

Antarius wrote:*sits and rusts in the parking lot at the restaurant at the end of the universe*


*makes 'smallest violin in the world' finger gesture*

*considers possible effects of pouring pan-galactic gargleblaster down antarius' back*

(or maybe his front - the things _must_ be flammable)

(and that _would_ lighten things up)
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:26 pm

best to have a *very* long match.
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Postby mouse on Mon Aug 05, 2002 1:41 pm

hmmm, long match - let's see - your face and ....?
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