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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:33 pm
by Major Tom
yep -- I even sell tickets to it.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:00 pm
by Antarius
Then I reckon I deserve a cut...




...Ooh! Damnit! Those tax returns are sharp! Paper cut! Augh!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:38 am
by Major Tom
Antarius wrote:Then I reckon I deserve a cut...







TO THE KILOTINE>>>>>>>>

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:22 pm
by Antarius
Where "The first cut is the daftest?"

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:38 am
by Major Tom
Certainly not the swiftest....


....nor deepest.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:40 am
by Antarius
Or sharpest...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 6:48 am
by Major Tom
Right - so just relax and enjoy. It'll all be over eventually.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:07 am
by Antarius
You reckon? Something named after Kilo probably doesn't understand the laws of gravity. It's not gunna work, I tell you cap'n!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:37 am
by Major Tom
We need more power....


....hit him harder.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:58 am
by Antarius
No, no cap'n! I cannae hit 'im any more!

I've been 'itting 'im for three hours. If I 'it 'im any more, 'e'll blow!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:25 am
by Major Tom
Right -


stomping it is, then.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:37 pm
by Antarius
Romper Stomper!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:23 am
by Major Tom
Right Raggy!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 4:08 pm
by Antarius
Don't make fun of Reptiles with speech impediments...




(Especially if you go good with condiments...)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:52 pm
by Major Tom
Antarius wrote:(Especially if you go good with condiments...)


Actually, I trust a proper diet more than condiments, let alone something as consumer-ist as X-Lex, or the like -- and, quite honestly, I'm more regular than I need to boast about.

Thanks for asking, though.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:17 pm
by Antarius
I should have guessed.

I mean, you give me the S%*ts!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:47 am
by Major Tom
...and giggles.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:32 am
by Antarius
No, licking the cane toads gives me that...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:50 am
by Major Tom
FORE!!

*thunk*

Sorry 'bout that.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:52 pm
by Limax
You know, this current storyline reminds me of this Off the Mark strip by Mark Parisi (who is also published by Plan 9).

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:36 am
by Antarius
Hey, Limax!

I can sell you my keyboard... Cheap...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:41 am
by Major Tom
Don't do it!!

I have it on good authority that it's a "White House Special"...



...He took off the W

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:58 pm
by Antarius
A free box of cigars with every keyboard...

Intern-national shipping is free...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 5:39 am
by Major Tom
That was the former administration.


This one throws in free beef and a pair of crosstrainers.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 4:56 pm
by Antarius
Ahh... Ain't it terrible that I miss out on all of this crud, now that I avoid the gnus like the plague?



Hmmmm. Nope.