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Where is everyone?

Postby Antarius on Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:31 pm

(sniff) Hmmm... Yes, I bathed and put on deoderant... :oops:


Where is everyone?


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Postby martinjh99 on Sat Jul 06, 2002 12:36 am

I'm around...;)
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Postby mouse on Sat Jul 06, 2002 12:29 pm

i'm around - just the way you and major tom have been going at it, i figured it was safer to stay quiet...
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Postby Antarius on Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:48 pm

AWww, but I want some cannon fodder, which is why I've made myself more pleasant and nice smelling...

I mean, I found a nice, dead carcass to roll in and everything!
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Postby mouse on Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:31 am

Antarius wrote:I mean, I found a nice, dead carcass to roll in and everything!


_that's_ a relief - i thought the skunks had come back.

hey, antarius, look - tennis ball! - go get the ball, antarius! - see, there it is, on the freeway!
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jul 07, 2002 4:01 pm

:evil:

You rodents are all the same... Always picking on poor inoccent Antariuses. (Antarii?)

'niffle...


That's it... I'm taking my bat and my ball and I'm goin' 'ome!
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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 08, 2002 10:45 am

hey, don't go away mad....just go away!

(sorry - couldn't resist. one gets so few opportunities for that joke as one drifts further into adulthood)

i would suggest antarii, except the concept that there might be more than one of you rather boggles the mind.....
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 08, 2002 3:25 pm

mouse wrote:(sorry - couldn't resist. one gets so few opportunities for that joke as one drifts further into adulthood)


Ahhh... There's nothing like a Good, Old Joke...


... And that was nothing like a Good, Old Joke...


mouse wrote:i would suggest antarii, except the concept that there might be more than one of you rather boggles the mind.....


You'd suggest Antarii?

You want more of me?!


Ye Ghods! The rodent is insane! Squish it before it breeds!


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Postby Major Tom on Tue Jul 09, 2002 7:52 am

*sings*

"This is the dawning of the Aged Antarii,
Aged Antarii-iiiiii,
Antaarrriiiii,
An-ta-ri-iiiiiiii,
Disharmony, misunderstanding,
Disymphony and lust abou-ounding..."


*is back from holiday*
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Postby mouse on Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:11 pm

Antarius wrote:You want more of me?!


nononono - i was _afraid_ there were more of you (although the major's song does kinda.....well, no, it all just terrifies me absolutely)

Antarius wrote:Squish it before it breeds!


ant....i'm a computer professional.
i have no hope of breeding.
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Postby Kilo24 on Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:51 am

mouse! Do not join the evil lurkerhood of lurkers! You are our only hope for yaks!
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:54 am

Mousie one, you're our only hope...
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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:25 pm

Major Tom wrote:Mousie one, you're our only hope...


wow, major - i can even see you with the snail-roll hairdo, and everything....

*snf* gee - i didn't know you guys _cared_......

(yeah, yeah, i know - you just got tired of laughing at each other)
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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:27 pm

(although i must say, after i posted the above, i noticed the notation: "users browsing this forum: none".....which makes me wonder how you all _really_ feel.
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Postby Antarius on Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:01 am

Nah, mousie! We need you!

I mean, what do I do when my Water Dragon gets hungry? :evil:



Stick around... I'll even be good for you if you do.
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jul 27, 2002 7:22 am

Perhaps just a bit unhealthy for the sanity. Who needs it anyway?
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Postby mouse on Sat Jul 27, 2002 7:19 pm

which - health or sanity? i sorta figured whatever i get of either one is just luck....

Antarius wrote:I'll even be good for you if you do.


in your dreams, guy.
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Postby Kilo24 on Sun Jul 28, 2002 6:15 am

And in reality too. A nice pair. Now where's that wet trout....
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Postby Antarius on Sun Jul 28, 2002 3:41 pm

No mouse, not that good! :P


Besides, Kilo, Dragons/Evil Demons and Rodents don't mix...


... Unless... Nah, that's too obvious...
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Postby mouse on Mon Jul 29, 2002 10:02 am

i know, you could swallow me in one gulp.

which means, of course, i can chew my way out from the inside.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Jul 29, 2002 3:33 pm

Sure; mice are good at chewing. I've seen your cousins here -

- Chewing up Air Conditioner PC Boards (and being roasted by the 240V within)

- Chewing through an automatic coffee machine (they loved the chocolate compartment - and the silicon tubing)

and my favourite:

- Chewing through and devouring 8 tubes of "Leak Lock."

Of course, #1 & #3 didn't remain happy for long (though #3 sure didn't leak!). #2 was a winner though! Mmmmm... Chocolate....



But I'm not rude... I chew my food 30 times before swallowing... :evil:


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Postby Kilo24 on Tue Jul 30, 2002 6:29 am

Antarius wrote:I like to hear the screams

Wow! You too? I prefer mine with salt.
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Postby Antarius on Tue Jul 30, 2002 3:26 pm

Oooh! Sounds like a song...

"Mice with salt..."
{To the tune of "Cows with Guns}

"We will wash down"
"With a pepsi"
"Sauteed or Well done."

"We will speed through"
"Inn-test-ines"
"un-dryyyyyyy-yyyyyyy"

"Mice cause runs..."
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Postby Major Tom on Wed Jul 31, 2002 6:50 am

Antarius wrote:"Mice cause runs..."


...on financial institutions. Which explains a heck of a lot that's been going on over in Wall St...
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Postby mouse on Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:24 pm

what can i say - we're an industrious lot....
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