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Postby mouse on Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:15 pm

that's it! - we just have to put him _in_ a case, and nail the lid down firmly.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:57 pm

With Ramsets...

(A form of rivot that is fired using a 12-gauge charge).


Don't forget one in the middle!
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Postby Kilo24 on Sat Jul 27, 2002 7:33 am

*THUNK*



*THUNK*

(gibberings of insanity, crushing the box from their weight)
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Postby Antarius on Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:47 pm

Oh darn... What do you mean "I accidentally used normal 12 guage cartridges instead of RAMSETS?"





... There was no accident about it! :evil:
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Postby Major Tom on Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:56 am

Main Entry: guage
chiefly British variant of GAUGE
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Postby Antarius on Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:41 pm

What about "Gouge," which is what I'm going to do to your eye sockets in a minute.

Jumped up, illiterate twonk!

BtB is written in Canada, where they actually speak English!


So, pull yourself out of the evolutionary toilet for five minutes before posting. Talk proper, man!



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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 02, 2002 5:26 am

Think Different.
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 6:35 am

* SLAP! *

Don't you *ever* tell me to think again! D'ya hear me?
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Postby Major Tom on Fri Aug 02, 2002 6:36 am

hands off the forehad, demon
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Postby Antarius on Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:17 pm

E-gad! It's a Fore-Had!
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:09 am

Yup --

"Ah had a differnt car for-had this 'un."

-- Like that.
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Postby Antarius on Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:04 am

Ahhh... So, it eventually got shortened to just "Ford," eh?
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Postby Major Tom on Sat Aug 03, 2002 10:57 am

Naw, it was a coupe.
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 3:47 am

Ah... A military vehicle then?
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:14 am

It did have the word "Marshall" on the doors...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 3:20 pm

Jeep or Expensive?
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Postby Major Tom on Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:24 pm

,, actually, one of my former girlfriends left it for me... She always called it a 'hummer'...
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Postby Antarius on Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:02 pm

My sympathy to the Hummer.

I mean, to get dumped for an old, beat up, used bomb...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:34 am

...that's da bomb.
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:50 am

Like, that's so Whack, it's Dope!




... And you wonder how *we* communicate! Ick!
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 6:57 am

Yo yo yo...



...yo-yo
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:19 am

Mmmmm.... Yo Yo...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:25 am

Bit of a biscuit fetisher, eh Cookie?
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Postby Antarius on Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:56 am

One Cookie. Two Cookies. Uh-Uh-Uh...
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Postby Major Tom on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:02 am

*sadly resigned head shaking*

So sad when they finally go down for the Count...
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